like cold coffee in the morning

drunk off last nights whiskey and coke

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

As an Ozzy lover, there's always a point in his seasons where he does something very much like a cat escaping the house to go die alone outside away from the den. He decided it was time.

[azaraeth]

ozzy still managed to hand that man his own ass with the comment about the middle even while looking dead in the eyes and still being actively haunted by going home with the idol in his pocket

[the-wrong-team]

I would sacrifice the entire cast to see her win this game ngl

[the-wrong-team]

pour one out for our fallen bisexual Ozzy, but I meant what I said.

[theblueinyoureyesss]

💀💀💀

[skaboycowboy]

Really important things happening on ozzy lusth’s instagram

[theblueinyoureyesss]

help, I’m still at the restaurant

[linenotfound]

You’ve met me at a very Joe Keery time in my life

[djospurnell]

[atfisty]

Bruce stayed with an Idol

Drew stayed even with no powers

Kaleb went

Hinting all girl's alliance

Survivor Auction is back

Jake getting a better edit

[noseyrosey1597]

I see Haylor parallels

I love my sweet babes

[theblueinyoureyesss]

That’s my mom and dad!!!

[sleeplessonyxnights]

the predictions that harry styles would have a surprise feature… I mean…

he was in fact featured!

[itoldyouthings]

i’m actually getting really heated over the responses to harry saying “this doesn’t happen to people like me” over winning his album of the year grammy. because it wasn’t racist or anti-black of him to say. and it’s a weird way to spin it in the first place. it’s something he says it to his crowds every single night of tour. sometimes with tears in his eyes. and he’s right. he was a random little teenage boy just plucked from his home and put into what would become the biggest selling boy band of all time. and now he’s a solo artist winning his first album of the year. so no this doesn’t happen to people like him because he sees himself as just that normal guy who happened to make it big. there was no malicious intent or secret double racist meaning in that statement at all. y’all are just deeply miserable

[jaerie]

HELPPPP

Medicine & Toxic - Harryween Night Two

[perrfectly]

Taken in Venice by my friend

[distractful]

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

[phalpz]

when the HGs find out everyone who claimed to be "funemployed" is actually a data scientist

[kaijuno]

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

[theonlybrunetteweasley]

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

[kaijuno]

God what a mood

[twentyonegirls]

who are you fucking

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

[fusei-oni]

Lmfao