POSTER MUSINGS, PT. 2 (SCREECH)
currently i am in the great void of Wyoming, U.S.A., so the formatting of this might be a little weird (wrong) and i’ll fix it later. great apologies to all of my fifty tunglr followers
NEWWWWW POSTER BITCHES! YOU GET A NEW POSTER! I GET A NEW POSTER! EVERYONE GETS A NEW DAMN POSTER!
pointing out the most obvious gripe everybody will have: delayed release date of october 21. am i grinding my teeth abt this one? yes. will i let it go? …. i guess.
kate and i have been trading theories almost daily about release date shit but as an anon pointed out earlier on her account, i’m kind of glad they delayed it if it means netflix can GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER regarding promotion which has been severely lacking
and we’re being So Real about promotion gripes. netflix GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
not to mention it seems based on that whole “september/fall mishap” from the panel during geeked week that the september release date must have been in contention from the beginning. oh well. rip september date i did not appreciate you while i had you
now about the ACTUAL poster:
everyone welcome mid ass logo back to the stage…
real shame abt the celebrity tower thing but at least it looks good doesn’t it? at least the GIRLS ARE THERE! couldn’t outrun it forever
finding it increasingly annoying how lesso and dovey are front and center and yet not a single GLIMPSE OF THE BOY. netflix please it’s been years. netflix they were on set for like THREE WEEKS. NETFLIX
the costumes are just so breathtaking. like i know i say it every time but i just have to comment because. !!! look at them! first look at sophie’s evil outfit so far and you know what it might be the gay ass bitch in me but she’s hot as shit
and agatha’s dress is evoking such strong emotion in me. am i going to cry over a piece of fabric? don’t put it past me
sophie with the gold fingerglow? there’s still visibly pink magic on evil’s side, though? obviously they can’t trade it out between the girls, so maybe it’s just a poster mistake
i just truly adore how detailed everything is. like the poster is so LUSH and EXCITING!!! i am so hopeful for this!!!
(netflix you cant outrun me forever. if there’s no Boy content soon, i will camp outside HQ with a barrel of molotov cocktails and a marble statue of the Boy until he is released.)