You Wake One, You Wake Them All.

Your average Bionicle blog.

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

oKAY I SWEAR I MUST HAVE BEEN FUCKING DYSLEXIC WHEN I WAS SIX

I USED TO PRONOUNCE BRUTAKA’S NAME LIKE “BURR-DOO-KUH”

FUCKING BURDUKA

(you may be sad now CustomBIONICLE)

[thebohrokballpit]

I’ve come to make an announcement, Toa Vakama’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hordika transformed toa dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Toa Vakama, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no weird hordika mutations, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK METRU NUI.

[binkybonkles]

 The Rahaga comic prior to Norik and Iruini showing up should have been like

Bomonga: Why is she putting her hair into ponytail? why did she drop her weapon? why did she set her heels aside? why is she cracking her knuckles?

Roodaka: You’ll see soon bitch

Pouks: 

[bioniclechicken]

Get that G2 stink off with some G1

[teffiniwynn]

sidorak is everything wrong with everything

[8:56:55 PM] Poxnixles: Trivia

Sidorak knows at least one obscenity in an ancient language.

[8:57:02 PM] Alex: rly

[8:57:15 PM] darko: where would that come up

[8:57:26 PM] Alex: probly a throwaway line in the movie

[8:57:31 PM] Poxnixles: one of the books

[8:58:01 PM] darko: "ah, jinglefuck!" yelled sidorak, utilizing his knowledge of the ancient language dimbledick

[8:58:20 PM] Alex: "go suck a hairy zyglak cock"

[8:59:04 PM] Poxnixles: http://puu.sh/fQoqb/510eebf2d0.jpg

[8:59:14 PM] darko: really

[8:59:17 PM] Alex: wait

[8:59:20 PM] Alex: >old when metru nui was new.

[8:59:24 PM] Alex: >metru nui is MATA NUI'S BRAIN.

[8:59:29 PM] Alex: >METRU NUI WAS BUILT WHEN MATA NUI WAS BUILT

[8:59:34 PM] Alex: IS SIDORAK A GREAT BEING LIKE VELIKA?

[8:59:43 PM] Alex: (answer: no)

[8:59:49 PM] Poxnixles: rip

[9:00:02 PM] darko: i cant believe the bionicle timeline is falling apart all cause sidorak said "FUCK"

[cross-wired-freak]

“Oh, think nothing of it. Such is the generosity of my rule.”

[thebohrokballpit]

These LEGO store employees were living the dream in 2004.

[thebohrokballpit]

So I’ve discovered that Alamy stock photo has quite a few Bionicle stock photos. Among all the movie screen caps I managed to find these gems. My favorite being the Takadox and Vezok dance party. They’re cheap to use too, with you being able to buy the dance party photo for the small sum of $20.

[garbage-boy-stinkman-deactivate]

[zybilna]

PSA to all my followers

stay safe you guys <3

[mask-of-prime]

So I’ve been looking through Amazon for BIONICLE stuff (shit’s expensive af and not even on Prime anyway so I’m probably not gonna do anything) and

Um

How the fuck do you manage that

[bfoxanimation]

Gahlok vaargh!!

[techiecreek]

Joy is a six letter word starting with boh and ending in rok

[thebohrokballpit]

I haven’t used this blog in years, so here’s some bionicle photography I did today

[maxineprimal]

This is a thing I made a long time ago. Completely forgot about to be honest.

@theoneandonlyspudbud @miko-nakadai-the-wrecker-girl

[dirtbaby2016]

John Lennon would get his ass kicked by a Bionicle

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

even I must admit that this is true as hell

[dirtbaby2016]

he simply does not stand a chance

[fleshy-greyish-mass]

[carnelianfoxx]

in the next tumblr update @staff recruits kongu to kill all of the fucking porn spam blogs