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mjc09

Dragon Miku

Original design by pikat on Twitter (see below)

potato-salad-uk

depsidase

podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

the-goddess-of-annoying

you people aren't CASTING

the-goddess-of-annoying

NO

skywarpie

This is the whole God damn mood everyday

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

vee-dmsr

am1vf

Not leaving this in the tags

persephoneblck

Bringing it back bc still very valid

great-american-chapel

Emerging dragonfly at 1am

sillycreatchur

looks like the lil buddy is made of pearls!!!!!

hyruleairbnb

A very tiny Zora cryptid Collection

Very spooky ⬇️

mrsterlingeverything

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

mousemilf

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

mrsterlingeverything

Ill be a star

jackiefactotum

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

the-haiku-bot

I don’t even know.

I’ve been having a really

bad day. Have some sharks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

transfagrified-in-the-void

@fallingchips

jackiefactotum

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

the-haiku-bot

I don’t even know.

I’ve been having a really

bad day. Have some sharks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

transfagrified-in-the-void

@fallingchips

bumblebeebats

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

bumblebeebats

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

bumblebeebats

lesbian-archives

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

derinthescarletpescatarian

OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

scientia-rex

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

nudityandnerdery

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

headspace-hotel

Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."