im very normal.

im Nat. still figuring it out. head empty. they/them. 30’s. icon by MihaMihoku!

[carnelianfoxx]

hold on lemme get this bitch’s pronouns before i vore them

[carnelianfoxx]

whatever. fuck it

[temitoka]

just fucked the tickle monster

[oflightningandstars]

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

[carnelianfoxx]

oh this is bad, I’m looking up how much it would cost to trade in my Sony a7 iv for the Sony a7 v.

Why do I do this to myself broooooo

[carnelianfoxx]

what if I also sold my fancy printer, my telephoto lens, and just went with my standard sigma 24-70mm lens with the a7 v…?

shit.

[carnelianfoxx]

oh this is bad, I’m looking up how much it would cost to trade in my Sony a7 iv for the Sony a7 v.

Why do I do this to myself broooooo

[carnelianfoxx]

This is what I hear when I bust a nut too hard

[circusheart]

he-would-be-hot-if-he-was-fat.org

[circusheart]

Okay mostly from the reblogs on this post I've learned that very few people on Tumblr understand what words like "hot" and "fat" mean

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[yersidoll]

[carnelianfoxx]

it’s funny how my family always throws verbal jabs at each other but the other person always feels hurt even though we know they’re joking. it happens every time because we’re all probably on the spectrum, and clearly far enough on it to not understand jokes

[halondrus]

(antisocial pirate voice) self-shipping ye say....?

[halondrus]

aye, I know a thing or two about canon....

[carnelianfoxx]

awoo… awoooooooooo…? is my strong alpha out there somewhere? i miss his paws...

[carnelianfoxx]

just a widdle foxy looking for a big hunk alpha to keep me warm with his chest floof and make me feel safe… among other things… :’3

[carnelianfoxx]

fine ill get a job

[carnelianfoxx]

let's say that hypothetically there is a horde of ravenous gnomes outside of my home that want to eat me alive...

how should i go about dealing with them? again, purely hypothetically

you forgot your gnome repellent? pack it in man you’re fucked. there is no counter to the gnome power scaling

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[carnelianfoxx]

remember when there were youtube downloader apps on iOS that played videos in the background and then google took their huge fuzzy paws and crushed them all to make their features integrated into their official app behind a goddamn paywall? that still pisses me off to this day

[carnelianfoxx]

that would be impossible because im ordinary person with a wonderful personality and oh-so lovable, while being adored by millions. anyway wig

[carnelianfoxx]

sometimes masturbation is the answer

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to