Rose invited Scorpius over for the afternoon one summer to have dinner with them, but Ron insisted on having a chat with him because he thought they were dating, even though Rose insisted that they were not. So, Scorpius sat down and talked to Ron and...
Ron: Whatās your full name?
Scorpius: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. Some people call me Scorp.
Ron: I hear you tease Rose sometimes.
Scorpius: Um... *rubs the back of his neck* I used to in first to third year, but we're friends now. I promise I won't do it anymore. Posie- I mean, Rose- is so funny when she's angry, that's all.
Ron: So, Scorpius, youāre how old now? *looking gruff and like heāll shoot Scorpius*
Scorpius: Yep. Same year as Rose. OWLs will be next year, so Iām pretty nervous. I know Posie will do well though, sheās brilliant.
Ron: Yes, well, sheās her motherās daughter. *chuckles* Whatās your favourite subject?
Scorpius: Potions, because Dad taught me. But Charms is fun when Posie helps me out.
Ron: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Scorpius: Maybe a Professor. I love Hogwarts. I'm not as good at it, but I think that Iād like to teach Transfiguration though, itās so cool. McGonagallās my favourite teacher.
Ron: I see. And what about your father and mother, do you get along with them?
Scorpius: Well- this is rare, but it happens - Dad loses his temper. Heāll snap at me and Mum. Mum annoys me from time to time. Sheās a stickler for dressing up and being clean and all that.
Ron: My mum was like that and now my wife is too. Terrible fate, Iāve got.
Ron: You like Wizard chess?
Scorpius: Yes, Al and I play all the time in the Slytherin common room.
Ron: Really? *chuckles* Reminds me of me and Harry. And what about Quidditch? Do you play?
Scorpius: No, sir. I like to watch, though. James is really good and so is that Zabini bloke from my house. And I really love the Chud-
Ron: *screams at him and flails his arms* CHUDLEY CANONS?!
Scorpius: *looking scared* Uh... y-yeah... itās my... um...favourite team. Why? Is... is that bad? I'm s-sorry.
Ron: *shakes his hand* Welcome to the family!
Scorpius: What? But Iām...
Ron: You Puddlemore supporter!
Scorpius: Puddlemore? Hugo, are you off your rockers?
Ron: I love this one. I love him. *hugs Scorpius*
Scorpius: But sir, Rose and I arenāt even dating. Sheās my friend.
Ron: What do you think of her?
Scorpius: Well... sheās respectable and funny and kind and brave and... *blushes just a bit* maybe a teensy bit pretty?
Rose: Yes, Dad? Is dinner ready? I was just working on my History of Magic assignment and I-
Ron: You marry this one, okay? *pats him on the back and squeals* He likes Chudley Canons!
Ron: I give up all the things I said about you never marrying a Malfoy. Just go ahead, fall in love! *pushes him towards her* So long as he keeps loving Chudleys. Say, what was your favourite game?
Ron: *grinning like a fool* Which one? Come on, then.
Scorpius: 1988 Winter Games. I saw it on tape with Dad.
Ron: Iām calling Draco on the pellyphone to arrange a marriage.
Hermione: What? Ron, you canāt! Rose needs to make her own choices. Plus, you hated the Malfoys, why do you change your mind over a Quidditch team?
Rose: Dad, I don't want to have an arranged marriage!
Ron: *ignoring them* Hello, Malfoy? Iād like to ask a favour...
Hermione: RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!
Rose: Um... sorry, my familyās crazy. *blushing*
Scorpius: Yep, I can see that. I donāt mind. *smiles at her*