The Book Of Maxwekk

The thoughts, experiences, declarations, doctrines, dogmas, catmas, condemnations, and excommunications of the Prophet of Eris, the Last King of the West, Episcopos Maxwell Synomosias.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Bitches love my

[gutsbug]

i got tumblr now. a little birdie told me to dump all my art here. there will be more to come. enjoy

[thebookofmaxwekk]

Well, I think I know for sure the game is still niche.

There isn’t any porn of it yet.

[dps2004]

who up pronouning they palace

[sadlyjustal]

Lost in some kind of... pronoun palace...

[stupid-twink-girl]

[thebookofmaxwekk]

So

I recently started listing to Will Wood.

Specifically Suburbia Overture and (Vampire) Culture on loop.

Well, I mean, I have heard his work before.

Hard not to.

But this is the first time I’ve really started obsessing over it!

Not implying anything by this, but it’s like the child of Tally Hall and That Handsome Devil got into musicals.

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[theonion]

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[northirish]

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[madnessofmen]

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[stupid-twink-girl]

[thebookofmaxwekk]

I absolutely fucking HATE

how ads on tumblr now stop your scrolling.

Absolutely hate it.

[thebookofmaxwekk]

1. It’s the Uncanny Valley but for Spielberg movies!

2. Random polycule in my shitty Pacific Rim ripoff?

3. This feels like a movie set in a game of Sim Earth that went wrong.

4. “Empty out your drafts folder!” Is now permanently etched into my brain. Not the plot of the movie though.

5. What if a childhood fear from cartoons was combined with all the sleaze of the 70s?

6. Despite the bad acting, scanty outfits, sexual tension, and randomly forgotten incest plot line, this isn’t a porno?

[nyancrimew]

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

[msmaev]

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.

[masterspider5]

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

[nyancrimew]

what do you think this is

[velavelavo]

I don't think I can live here anymore

[capricoopla]

Is it common courtesy,

if there's a fire to yell "emergency"?

The acids in your stomach burn,

uninformed and unconcerned.