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You would have had to been here. It wasā¦. Yikes
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Damn yāall remember this?
You would have had to been here. It wasā¦. Yikes
Damn yāall remember this?
Marvin, Whizzer, and Jason during the baseball game
hi
Okay
So, if you're in the Falsettos/Christian Borle fandom, you probably know that the last couple of days, things have been a little... Wild.
As someone who is in one of the "infamous" groups that have been called out (I hope that is well written, English is my second language), I think that is my responsibility to apologize because even though I never participate directly in the posts that made people feel uncomfortable (Especially cause they made me uncomfortable too), I made a mistake by not speaking out before, I thought that it was better to just ignore it and focus on more generic jokes but I was wrong.
I want you to know that I, x-broadway-x-trash-x, acknowledge and accept my part of the guilt in the situation, and I'm gonna keep an eye in what I do and how I do it, because when I made this blog I always had in mind that I wanted to create a safe space for people.
I still want that.
I'm still learning and I want to be a better person, so again, I'm going to say sorry if any of my posts/reblogs made someone feel bad, in any way.
If I do something like that again, you can talk to me, and we can talk so I can keep learning, I'm not planning on doing more mistakes but I can't assure that I'm not gonna make another cause I'm human.
I love this community and I want it to be better, if I want that, I need to be better too.
If you read all of this, thank you, and I'm sorry.
Time to make a post about this fucking shitshow of a situation.
Number 1,
The Borle Cult and the Borle church are different groups.
Please stop going for the cult about stuff the church group has done.
They are different groups. Different people.
Everyone in the cult disagrees with the fucking weird shit the church do.
Number 2,
I know people aren't comfortable with it being called a cult, neither am I. It's a community. Not a cult.
It's a joke. I understand why that may be misleading.
If people still aren't at ease or think it's not a joke, just block anything to do with it. The tumblr, even individual members if you like.
Just leave the callout posts and lists of usernames off the public platform.
I know weāve been pretty chill lately but like,,,
Why are we so chaotic?
Necessary for the blood sacrifices
What the actual hell
Gotta do what you gotta do š yum yum blood for ancient cults
What ya gonna do. Whoops accidentally sacrificed to an ancient cult š¤·āāļø just another tuesday
I know weāve been pretty chill lately but like,,,
Why are we so chaotic?
Necessary for the blood sacrifices
What the actual hell
Gotta do what you gotta do š yum yum blood for ancient cults
I know weāve been pretty chill lately but like,,,
Why are we so chaotic?
Necessary for the blood sacrifices
What the actual hell
I know weāve been pretty chill lately but like,,,
Why are we so chaotic?
Necessary for the blood sacrifices
I know weāve been pretty chill lately but like,,,
Why are we so chaotic?
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Change KKK status into Terrorist Organization
The Borle Cult Origin
@whizzer-fashionā pov, pls feel free to reblog and add you pov if you think something is missing.
So i began to really use tumblr again in the really early start of January, were i joined @itsgatoradebroski (at the time known as gatoraaade) tumblr groupchat called something like āfalsettos is wildā the only other person i remember in that chat was @hardfortheborle
then @itsgatoradebroski made an discord which started on the 6th of January which we therefore know is the earliest the timeline can start.
i begin seeing @itsgatoradebroski re-blogging a lot of @caught-in-the-denpost. so i do the same (because they are great)
I begin to get @caught-in-the-den attention, because im a little shit with a love for an certain Ebay commercial.
I befriend @magical-cottagecore-princess (at the time known as luv-is-blind) at about the 28th of January, we then join forces with or other mutual, @scorpiotrash468 and @x-broadway-x-trash-x
then a little time went and at the date 4th of February @existential-crisis123 and @paintingsofdicks had joined us, as well as @virgowhizzer.
on February 7th we had the had the first dick-course
directly followed by the second one on the 8th.
on February 8th I also made the shared account @theborlecult. (tumblr went down when i tried btw)
our sister cult @andyrandycult was made shortly after.
on February the 13th the in-famous dick-course fan fic was made.
February the 14th @magical-cottagecore-princessā went to New York for 3 days,
in these three days Mr. Dick was made by me, and had face reveals,
the discord was made after @magical-cottagecore-princessā came home.
@magical-cottagecore-princessā was discovered for the first time on the 29th of February
she came back a few weeks later were she posted the whole being dead thing and was a few days later caught again.
i dont have anything after thatā¦.
also credit to @magical-cottagecore-princessā for helping me out with the timeline.
This is super random but I just vividly remembered where I was when I saw the dick course and in a previous post I said it was āhorrifyingā but thatās honestly an understatement. First of all, since Iām not an og cult member Iām not sure if this was the first dick course, but the one I saw happened a few days after I joined and was about Marvinās small dick, if Iām remembering correctly. For a bit of information about where I was, it was around 11 pm and my whole family except for my dad was sleeping in the living room. This was because my dad had recently come down with the flu, and I had a show coming up, so he was trying not to get us sick. So it already didnāt help that I was in the living room with my entire family reading about dicks. I was trying to hold in my laughter because I didnāt want my mother to ask what I was looking at, but at the same time I was being traumatized. Up to this point, the Borle cult had only been a fun group of friends who love falsettos and Christian Borle, but now they were having a extremely long coversation about dicks. I just sat and read because I was far too scared to participate. I remember actually contemplating leaving the cult (I was new to tumblr at the time and had no idea there was so much dick on this platform) I decided to stay but just told myself I wouldnāt be a part of the dick talk. News flash: I became a part of the dick talk. So thatās where I was during the dick courseācontemplating why I joined this internet cult while reading them talk about dicks on the floor of my living room surrounded by family. Iād love to hear everyone elseās stories, but then again maybe Iām the only one who was very concerned by the dick course.
Remember when we used to be like 7 people?
I have an question to everyone who isnt an OG how did you find us and what was your first thought?
I got really into falsettos and had just gotten tumblr and was like āwoah fandom is now 10x more open to me :D!ā And so immediately dived into scrolling the tag for six hours, discovered one of yāall, and consequently the rest, and desperately tried to become friends with The Chaotic Cool Kids⢠and like good on me for kinda succeeding lmao
Ok so Iām late and no one asked for my story but I feel like it perfectly displays my first impression of the cult so Iām going to tell it anyway. So probably a month or two after I joined Tumblr I saw a couple of the og members talking. I saw how close they were and instantly knew I wanted friends like that. I didnāt want to try to invade their friend group, so I just silently hoped that Iād find some other people who would be willing to be my crazy falsettos loving mutuals. Eventually I saw that you guys were actually a cult, and while that shouldāve probably turned me away, I was just like āhell yeah this looks great!ā So I started interacting with some of the members while trying not to look desperate or pushy (which Iām sure desperately failed at.) But somehow one day I was like, āHuh I wonder if changing my pfp to Christian is enough to put me in the cultā (because everyoneās pfp at the time was Christian) and so I posted about it and some members were like āyeah you should do thatā and I just remember being beyond happy to have joined the cult. And then a couple of days later the dick course happened which was horrifying because I had no idea you all were so chaotic but eventually I got used to it. And now Iām proud to be a cult member and am still slightly confused how I got accepted, but I love all yāall chaotic cult friends
why the borle cult popping off tonight
Hey just curious you donāt have to answer this if your uncomfortable but what happened/ whoās is luv-is-blind
I think she still on tumblr under another name, but im sadly not sure and wouldn't want to give it out for her safety.
She was one of our really early OG members, like we're talking before this acount even existed.
Sadly she was forced to delete her account because of family.
So yeah, she was really great and i hope she doing okay.