Melanchoholic

This is the love story of Eros and Thanatos.

[cinemove]

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

[loseinadaydream]

“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“

*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

[redlipstickresurrected]

9Jedit aka 제딧 (Korean, South Korea) - 133/365 from 365 Days of Daydream, 2017 Digital Arts: Paintings

[richbostonbeans]

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this picture is older than the universe

[kristinegthorsen]

Reblog if you're still not over Matthew Crawley

[retrospeckt]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

We decorate space with art. We decorate time with music.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw for kids.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via mallowbear)

[minuty]

[gokishi-blog]

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

[glomofnit]

yes good but what about the ~character development~ as they learn to cope with their powers and overcome their fears

the pyrokinetic swimmer wading out into the ocean armed with waterproof matches to practice so nothing goes wrong, building her confidence with the sea as her safety net, being so proud when she figures out how to heat the air just enough that she dries off instantly after swimming

the boy slowly overcoming his fear of heights, realizing that he can catch himself if he ever falls, standing swaying on top of playground sets and closing his eyes as he tries to safely hover down (and not fall on his face again)

the girl’s terror lessening as the previously terrifying cacophony of the dogs at the park turns into a chorus of “ball! ball! throw me the ball!” “it’s me! I’m the good boy!” and “squirrel!!!” and learning to communicate back, have them listen to her, learning how to calm down a dog who’s overexcited to the point of biting, discovering that the scary dog down the street is just home alone a lot and lonely, staring her fear in the face and learning its secrets

because being disgusted with their powers is interesting, but I want to see people learning to love even the scary and contradictory parts of themselves

[shikostuff]

[idealixtic]

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[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Happy anniversary.

[dephus]

Sometimes when I look at you, I feel I’m gazing at a distant star. It’s dazzling, but the light is from tens of thousands of years ago. Maybe the star doesn’t even exist any more. Yet sometimes that light seems more real to me than anything.

Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun (via ohteenscanrelate)

[gamegrrl]

two things i want:

a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience

a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

[gamegrrl]

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

[sapphyrnidae]

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.

[kerryrenaissance]

“Whose Kitchen Is It, Anyway?”

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties