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rainbowxd:

@theboyherpes continuing from here X

“Let me rephrase my question. Do you think you can handle the work I will possibly give you?”

“Yeah, yeah, what do you do - like - pick up tampons? Hire people to kill demi gods? Easy.”

#dead #rainbowxd #c: rainbowxd

so I’M pretty sure I have a job.

#ooc

"Honestly Hermes if you have nothing to do, I'll give you some of my jobs if you want."

“Well, you know me, good ol’ reliable Hermes, at your service!”

#sorry i fell asleep right before i got this message #rainbowxd

dearegal:

oh dear, he can never stand still, can he? at least he doesn’t go around like his father, that would make this very complicated. more than it is. “I’m good, hermes. is this because of your father’s new affair?“ oh because she is aware. “because I’m fine, dear.”

hermes’ eyes widened as he rolled to a stop mid-air. “ohhhhh.wait, what did daddy do now? or shall i say whom?”

#dearegal #c: dearegal

fyi no one has to respond to any of this nonsense. hermes is just olympus’ hype man.

#ooc

godlogical:

“why do people say the man in the moon? there is no man. it’s me.”

“you TELL ‘EM, honey!”

#godlogical #c: godlogical | selene

@dearegal

technically stepmom but. . .she stopped correcting him a long time ago. “hello hermes. lower your voice.” and a small request before the goddess looks over. “what is it?”

while floating around and doing flips in the air for lack of ability to concentrate on one thing at a time. “oh, you know. just checking innnn. want to see how you’re doiiiiiing. not really much for me to do now that everybody has cellphones so, like. what’s up?”

#dearegal #you're welcome #c: dearegal