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mikoriin

Romance

kosmogrl

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

aceofpans

it’s because of the curse

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

this-is-a-name-dont-worry

gshsjb

b0tster

I'm surprised I was able to get this far into the 2020's without needing to ask for mutual aid but here we are 💔

Local dentist saw a shadow on an x-ray for an unrelated visit and found bacteria eating away at my tooth and skull thats been happening for years. It hasn't been spotted until now because I wasn't showing any of the associated symptoms.

I need multiple surgeries to get the remains of the front tooth broken into pieces and removed, the bacteria scrubbed off, a bone graft applied to my skull, an implant installed and of course a new crown manufactured and screwed in.

They urged me to do it as soon as possible or else it will get worse.

If u could please donate / share ill be endlessly grateful ❤️

Hey all, you might know me by my work online :) I'll get straigh… Lilith Walther needs your support for Help Lilith with her sever

bedupolker

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

youkaiyume

It's just a flower, don't make such a big deal about it or anything.

Commission for @mouseycometz. They requested their OC Stacy with Transformers Earthspark Starscream.

bedupolker

Friends in different Time Zones

bedupolker

did you know its national moth week? Happy national moth week!

thememedaddy

mfdragon

“HE TRIED TO FIX HIS BRAIN AND MAKE HIM HAPPY.”

thememedaddy

youkaiyume

Hey so I'm opening up commissions! Samples are above, if you are interested you can DM me for more details!

youkaiyume

Commissions are currently CLOSED!

All slots have been filled, thank you to everyone who sent in your requests! It made me so happy and relieved to know there are still people who want art from me T.T

If you missed your chance, but still want a commission, I have a Waitlist available! Just DM me for details. There are a few slots on the waitlist available.