The Business Weave

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When I think about my life post-Halloween

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When a girl posts every minor daily inconvenience on her Twitter

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Watching Teen Mom

The show:

Me: 

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When my roommate came home with Halloween decorations on September 28th

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When someone tries to discuss network TV sitcoms with me

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When someone questions my power clashing outfit as work attire

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Me 15 minutes into any and all stadium events

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When I find myself watching pimple popping videos compiled by the online pimple popping community

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When I suddenly realize everyone around me has their shit together and I don’t

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Getting mail

Back in college, when it was all magazines and care packages and rainbows: 

Now, when it’s all bills: 

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When I look at my Tumblr posts from my slutty days

At the time I posted them: 

Now that I’m in a long-term relationship and spend most of my time online shopping for yarn:

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Me in other people’s homes

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When I find a girl from high school’s secret Twitter and it’s full of excessively personal information

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Me and my mom’s relationship

In high school: 

Now: 

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Hearing how much money people spend on their dogs

Before I had a dog: 

Me, after getting a dog, researching animal chiropractic care: 

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My roommate and I gettin pumped to go to a pumpkin patch

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Being in a relationship

In the beginning: 

Two years later: