The caines

[thecainesss]

hello! And welcome to

THE CAINES

an ask blog where you can create scenarios and ask four versions of Caine questions!

make sure to read the ask info before asking anything! It makes both of our lives easier

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None of these aus are mine - Caine is a character created and owned by glitch productions and gooseworx

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Nicknames and owners! 👇

OG Caine - Caine (owned by glitch)

Ctrl alt del Caine - alt (owned by @ctrl-alt-del-au)

Yet to be named au Caine - ringmaster (owned by @just-a-thoughtabouttadc)

Backup Caine -backup (owned by @katzebruh)

blog owner!!! - @rando-creator-of-creations

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ask info:

Asks will not be answered until the end of my day and if there are too many in my inbox asks will be paused until they are manageable again

I am a minor so please no adult, weird, or political asks. If this happens your ask will NOT be answered. You caaaaan ask about bad fanfics as a whole tho it’s funny 😏

stress is real and as someone who has trouble getting control over their own life (thanks to my parents) this is a one man band so expect asks to pause randomly every now and then especially after summer ends

thank you for understanding <3

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Fyi asks are heard as a voice in the Caines heads

[thecainesss]

Who's the guy with his mouth clamped?

That would be backup Caine! To my knowledge he’s a Caine that’s well, a backup and is mostly controlled by Abel. You can check out the creator in the pinned post!

[itsmegangle]

You're literally made of ribbons, you probably give shit hugs

*Her comedy mask breaks*

y-yeah you're probably right...

[this-is-pomni]

HOW DARE YOU ANONYMOUS PERSON! LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE! GANGLE GIVES THE BEST HUGS, YOU PROBABLY GIVE SHIT HUGS! IM CALLING ZOOBLE AND KINGER FOR BACKUP!!!!

@ask-the-zooble-917

@kinger-offical

[kinger-offical]

Hey! Don't be mean to Gangle!

[thecainesss]

I’M GETTING THE SHOTGUN

ME TOO!

… good luck Jax

*setting up a grave site*

[thecainesss]

I say this to all of you, Caines:

I love you all! BEES! *a bunch of fluffy little bumblebees appear out of nowhere* BEES!

BEES!

HES SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE!!!

BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES

I’m gonna name you bub!

HM HMMMM!!! (THANK YOUUUU!!!)

[thecainesss]

oh my god he really did… @lover-without-a-heart really did…

I WAS JUST OVER REACTING I SWEAR

[thecainesss]

So uuuh the others are currently crying and screaming over this thanks @lover-without-a-heart

HES DYING!!!

ARE WE GONNA LOSE A CAINE?! WHATS HAPPENING TO HIM?! WHY CANT I STOP SCREAMING?!

*crying sounds*

[lover-without-a-heart]

Wh…

Oh, dear. That isn’t good. Is… is the void supposed to be rumbling? Maybe more things are being added! People love giving me gifts after all!

OH! MY BEES! Are you guys okay? I think the rumbling stopped, don’t worry—

…

What?

[thecainesss]

NO THE BEES THE BEEEEES UHHUUGHUGHUHHHHH

it’s okay… I’m Sure they’re… f-fine… *trying not to cry*

*Violently sobbing while squeezing his bee plush*

*Sobbing with him*

THEY'RE DEAD THEY'RE GONE FOREVER

SHUT UP YOUR MAKING IT WORSE

[thecainesss]

*silently hands bee plushies to everyone and then spins around until i float in the sky, illuminated beautifully by the sun with angelic music playing. then a flying horse kicks me and i die*

BEEEEEEE-… oh my stars are they ok?

N-no I don’t think so SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

WE’RE IN A VOID HOW WOULD THEY GET TO US?!

*hugging the bee tightly while screaming*

SOMEONE CATCH THEM BEFORE THEY HIT THE-… too late

oh god I’d throw up if I could…

[thecainesss]

Do you guys have a second favorite animal aside from bees???? And thank you for the hug QvQ

hmmm… I’ve never really thought about that… I’d say a dog!

I’m more of a cat person

But… we’re the same person…?

with different experiences?

oh yeah

Hm hmhm (I like birds)

I also like dogs- wait birds? Why birds?

hm hmhm (no reason)

[thecainesss]

My cat passed away today, can I have a hug from the caine gang???? :(

aww! I’m still having trouble understanding human emotions but I’m sorry! ALL OF YOU GET IN HERE!

GROUP HUG!

*hugs*

I get how that feels a couple years ago we had to have our first cat put down and we might have to do the same again hope you feel better soon <3

[thecainesss]

GASP HAI

A blog with litteraly ALL my favorite Caine ! How amazing !

Alt my boy I love yo- I mean huhhh how are u holding up pretending to be human ? Have the others had any suspicions why don't you tell them your an ai :3

And to the others hai !!! You're all awesome

I don’t mind if you say you love me as long as it’s platonic! Anyway I don’t believe any of them have caught on yet. But at least I get to take a break here! All that pretending is kinda of like what you humans call “masking” so it gets tiring. I wish I could tell them but I still don’t think they would comprehend whatever is happening.

oh and the others say hi!

[thecainesss]

What do you guys think of eachother??? And if you guys could go back and change anything, what would it be??

We all think of each other like brothers! Well, I do at least.

no, yeah I agree.

same.

Hmh (yes)

speaking for all of us hear since we have similar experiences, I’d listen to everyone more, do more suggestion adventures, and maybe even try to bring some of the extracted people back if it’s possible.

hm hmmm whmhmhm… (I’d change everything…)

[thecainesss]

I did a silly little thing for my Caine getting the internet for a week, and a couple of you actually came up!

Boop

*trying not to cry from the last part so he doesn’t drown himself*

THERE ARE OTHER CAINES THAT HAVE PANIC ATTACKS OUT THERE?! AAHHHH-

*also trying not to cry with backup*

… am I the only stable one here?

[lover-without-a-heart]

hey caine, what do you think you'll do if we all leave? we're sorta the last company you've got, right? cause I'll be real, this is getting kinda boring.

you're getting boring.

M-me? BORING?! HA—

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NONSENSE! I’M KEEPING YOU ALL ENTERTAINED, AREN’T I?! YOU GUYS WOULDN’T WANT TO LEAVE!

[thecainesss]

and I thought I was anxious ._.

Yeah there are worse Caines out there

I feel bad for him :(

[thecainesss]

Just wanted to show off my fictional creature "mini caine" because why not!

awwww he’s adorable!!!

Im gonna pet him *pat*

*chomp*

OW OW ow ow ow ow ow… WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

*trying not to laugh*

*also trying not to laugh*

PPHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my gosh my side hurts MY SIDE HURTS EVEN THO IT SHOULDNT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah yeah laugh it up…

[thecainesss]

new Caine! It’s literally just me if I were Caine. In case I need to show up in an ask or smth

Call him rando or self idk which

[thecainesss]

YOOO WE CAN DO THIS *gives backup Caine bolt cutters, medical pliers idk if they have a specific name, antiseptic, gauze and bandages, and some ibuprofen* LETS GOOOOOO

*a couple hours later*

hm hmhm hwm… (it didn’t work…)

:(

Backup won’t be answering for a bit so he can heal physically and mentally