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y r u gay

Men are too hot for me not to be

This coffee machine repairman is eating super hot crispy eggplant special and basically you are fucking stupid

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And is the score in the body with us right now?

#feeling this again 8 hours later #it sure is

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Robert Blomfield. St. Pancras Station. London. 1960s

And is the score in the body with us right now?

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It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace

thecandidofdoriangray

Imagine if I was just like “yup, I think it’s time to start an engineering firm. No I don’t know anything about engineering or how the industry works. No I Will not take any advice from engineers. And I will also treat the engineers unfortunate enough to work for me like they’re morons who don’t know what they’re doing. This is my retirement plan”

psychosis-fucker

#fair enough

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July 24th, 2020

thecandidofdoriangray

It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace

thecandidofdoriangray

Imagine if I was just like “yup, I think it’s time to start an engineering firm. No I don’t know anything about engineering or how the industry works. No I Will not take any advice from engineers. And I will also treat the engineers unfortunate enough to work for me like they’re morons who don’t know what they’re doing. This is my retirement plan”

It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace

#idk why I decided to go into a career where my job is to convince ignorant cafe owners to do things correctly #and then fix their machines when they inevitably don’t listen and suffer the consequences #no you can’t wire a 220v 30 amp coffee brewer with 14 gauge wires #unless your dream all along was to start an electrical fire

now I understand how dads be falling asleep in their La-z-boy chair the second they sit down