Mushu

Random shii, read at you own risk Jk- Multifandom but mostly riordanverse Reposts welcome but please credit (@theceladoncrayon on Instagram)

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Percy called Dionysus “Wine dude” but let’s not forget Magnus called Surt “Fire dude”

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Friendly reminder that Clarisse nicknamed Annabeth “Wise girl” not Percy.

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Piper: Angy angy upsetty spaghetti

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Leo: I wish we could choose when to retire from being a kid. It’s a full time job.

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Percy: Omg that hurt so bad but I’m a champ so it didn’t hurt that bad

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Nico: You love me, right, Will?

Will: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Nico: I’m going to take you out

Will: great, it’s a date!

Nico: I meant that as a threat.

Will: See you at five!

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Nico: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Will: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Nico: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

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Will: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Nico: Cannibalism.

Will: *confused chewing noises*

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Hazel: So what are your political beliefs?

Frank, awkwardly trying to impress her: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Reyna, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Octavian: ....

Reyna: *lip smack*

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Percy: I have a new hoodie.

Annabeth: Wrong.

Annabeth: We have a new hoodie.

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Percy: I can't imagine what Annabeth is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Sky diving instructor: we’re not letting you jump out of the plane without a parachute

Leo: *wearing a little hat with a propeller on top* just trust me

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Sadie: My future partner must be brave, strong, funny, intelligent, successful and organized.

Walt: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Sadie: That one. I want that one.

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Sadie: *holds a gun out to Carter*

Carter: I-I don't believe in guns.

Sadie: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.