The Chaotix HotLine

The Chaotix are on the case!! No job too big, no gig too small. Send us any cases, tips and leads our way. @nickys-hell-of-an-error

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Welcome to the official Confidential Chaotix HotLine! Here you can give us any leads, tips or concerns, or even ask us some questions. Im Vector, the lead detective. With my team there’s also Espio the Chameleon, the best at undercover work,

Hello.

And Charmy,

HELLO INTERNET!!

Heh, he keeps us on our toes

yall know the drill

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knock knock, i'm here to collect the rent! :3

oh, and the bills.. and the taxes.

Espio: You are??

Vector: We’re a little behind… could we have an extension?

Charmy: But Vector we asked for one last month?

Vector: Charmy!

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*Charmy slumps on his chair*

Charmy: I’m boreddddd

Espio: What do you expect us to do, Charmy?

Vector: Why dont you check if there’s any cases for us online?

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espio do u have family members

Espio: No. As I mentioned before. I was abandoned when I was younger due to my failure as a ninja.

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What's one of your most embarrassing moments in a middle of a case?

Espio: I dont think I want to mention mine…

Charmy: Espio was camouflaged but turned red when he saw Silver!

Vector: Blew his cover after that. I’d say mine would be when I couldn’t find the owner of a company we were looking into when their name was in the business card we were handed.

Charmy: My wings hurt and I crashed against a wall while carrying Vector and Espio!

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Thank you, Espio, that's the kindest compliment anyone has given me!

Enjoy this lactose free chocolate cake I baked

Espio: I dont think I trust anything you bake.

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Yes, actually, it's a major skill issue.

Let's all just ignore the fact I might be slightly lactose intolerant and drinks an ungodly amount of milk daily

Espio: I think your brain needs to be studied.

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Yeah I mean a good majority of the sisters would be older sisters and have money

Charmy: MONEY??! LIKE FOR CANDY??!

Vector: Uhhh I think we’re getting a bit off topic-

Espio: The hives youre referring to are most likely outdated. Modern day hives are smaller households than the more animalistic counterparts. Charmy would have a few more siblings than some other species due to him being a R- strategist

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Honestly, Espio, skill issue.

*Chugs an entire glass of milk.*

Espio: Are you talking about my lactose intolerance??!

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Yeah In fact you should ask your sisters to join the chaotix

*The chaotix are back home, Silver is gone, when Charmy reads the message*

Charmy: O O O VECTOR!! CAN MY SISTERS JOIN THE CHAOTIX??!

Vector: Huh ???

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You know, since Silver is here as a special guest, and us callers seem to be able to speak whether you want us to or not... I want to test something.

HEY SILVER! Happy pride! :o)

- a very silly anon :o)

*Silver chuckles*

Silver: Thanks! How’d you know?

Espio: You’re… queer?

Silver: Gay and demiboy!

Espio: How come i wasn’t aware?

Silver: You never asked, silly

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Charmy what is your favorite pizza

Charmy: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!!!!!

Espio: oh no

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Yeah bees have tons of siblings you should look it up Charmy

Charmy: Did you hear that Espio? Isnt that awesome!!!

Espio: Charmy….

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Charmy do you know you have tons of sisters back at your hive

Charmy: Huh, a hive? i do?!! Awesome!!!

Silver: You dont know anything about your parents?

Espio: No, we dont.

Silver: I don’t know anything about mine either, what about you, Espio?

Espio: Mine abandoned me when I was 10.

Silver: Oh.

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Hey Charmy $20 says you can’t sneak up on Espio and scare him

Charmy: Deal!

*Espio and Silver are chatting, Charmy was following behind them, he takes the opportunity to hide behind some bushes and let out a scream*

*Espio takes his kunai out, ready to fight, he is alarmed when he doesnt see Charmy*

Silver: What happened?

Espio: Charmy!

Silver: Charmy!

Espio: Fuck, someone took Charmy.

Silver: Charmy!

Espio: CHARMY! THIS IS NOT A GAME GET BACK HERE. CHARMY?!!!

*Charmy pops out of a bush and runs behind Espio*

Charmy: BOO! Did it work??! Did i scare ya?

Espio: You little shit. I was worried sick!

Silver: Oh you’re safe *He chuckles nervously*

Espio: Dont ever do that again.

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AUUWWWHH YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON *HIM*?

Don't worry Espio, we'll keep your secrets until you're ready to tell everyone else! :o)

- A very silly anon :o)

Espio: This hotline is going to be the death of me…

Silver: Oh! Did you say something?

Espio: Just thinking to myself

Silver: So where we headed?

Charmy: Hopefully somewhere beangen, I dont want Espio stinking up the bathroom again.

*Espio turns a furious shade of red*

(charmy translation: vegan)

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I Noticed That Espio Changes Color When His Emotions Take Over.... THAT AMAZING!!! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

(Also Espio Likes Silver!!!)

*Silver peaks at the computer*

Silver: Oh hey, what’s this?

*Espio throws a kunai at the screen, immediately breaking it*

Espio: Nothing important.

Charmy: Oh! That’s our hotcircle!

Espio: Hotline, Charmy

Charmy: Oh i always get them confused!

Silver: That’s okay, I get mixed up all the time

Charmy: You do?

Silver: Everyone does.

*Charmy smiles brightly*

Espio: Why dont we go out for ice cream? It’s a bit hot.

Charmy: Oh I love ice cream!

Espio: I actually wasnt refering to-

Silver: Sounds great, we can play in the park too!