Twinning for life!

Mason McCarthy, twin brother of the wonderful and beautiful Madison McCarthy. Current cheerio and glee club member aspiring to be as great as the wonderful and all powerful Beyonce Knowles. The world is full of unique individuals who strive to stand out, I am who who prefers to stand out and not let the words of others define me. ll

[thebetterhadid-blog]

With the way the old glee club members keep showing up here every second week, I don’t think that would be completely impossible. She’s probably going to pop in soon too. Like, if McKinley burned down, I wouldn’t keep walking around in my football gear. I’d probably still use my jacket, but that’s more because it’s comfy as hell and not as much school pride. Unless you want to start lifting weights five days a week, I don’t think you have to worry about competing with me, Caspian. If you get up to how I look now, I’ll probably be even bigger. I already have something in mind but only if you’d be alright with it, since it probably couldn’t pass as child-proof. No, it wasn’t weird. It’s pretty nice to hear. I believe you on that but still, if it came down to it, I’d probably have a bigger chance at winning. Especially with your whole no violence-thing. Doesn’t matter what you’re going for, you’d end up as hot anyway.

Good, I don’t want you to stop anytime soon. Well, it works, doesn’t it? And as long as I hit like, a sack and not a brick wall or someone’s face, no matter how much I want to, it could be a lot worse. Probably not, but we’d score a sure win that way. The other teams wouldn’t stand a chance. A powerpoint? Dude, I don’t know if that’s dedicated or just weird. I don’t get how you manage to pull it off. Yeah, okay, I get that. Can’t you just tell her no? I’m sure she’d get it.

[thecheeriomason]

Oh gosh, I hope so! I love getting to meet the alumnus because they are all so talented and each know how to help us. Plus her song “Shakin My Head” is one that I would love to cover with her! I wouldn’t wear my uniform, I vouched for uniforms that weren’t as tight but something about tradition and the budget that I wasn’t listening to because I wasn’t happy at the time. Five days a week? Yeah..I’ll just stick to being second..or third best because that sounds horrible! Can you get any bigger? What is it? I trust you Spence, so I’m sure whatever it is isn’t bad or something I wouldn’t like. Good, because I’m apparently the king when it comes to weird and I don’t see it Non violence should just be the way to go..too man problems come from violence. It’s why bands break up..it’s why we still can’t figure out what came first...the chicken or the egg! You do know that your comments about my appearance make it hard to disagree with you? You have this way of making me stop my train of thought and...I..kind of like it.

If you don’t want me to stop doing something than I won’t stop, especially because seeing you happy makes me an even happier McCarthy.Alright, it does help in some cases..that I’ll admit. Just don’t overdue it because I don’t want you getting hurt again. As much as I like getting to hang out with you more and help you while you’re on crutches it sucks that you can’t play football for a bit. I can’t be your number one cheerleader while you’re not playing.They wouldn’t, and Miss Berry would be able to see our talents fully!Yes, a powerpoint. They are the most effective ways to show you mean business and she could always review them! You..don’t know Madison. I love her to death but she constantly checks up on me and it’s not her fault but she’d want to make sure I was alright. And it’s really hard to tell her no.

[thecheeriomason]

Okay.

[royalguardfinn]

Ahhh now it makes sense to me. I would’ve hoped after a couple of weeks they’d be able to settle in more too, but I guess it’s hard going from a private school to a public one. That said, it’s really no excuse when you guys have tried to bend over backwards to help them fit in. Just remember to stand up for yourself, and I’m sure you’ll be fine Mason.

[thecheeriomason]

No, things are just as they were at the beginning unfortunately because a certain group of people are just extremely hard to work with. They won’t even take off their Dalton uniforms, and I understand the whole grieving process but wearing it won’t help them any. If they ever got rid of the cheerios, which they won’t because we’re totally vital, I wouldn’t be wearing it because that would only make it more depressing. Thank you for your words, Artie. I won’t let them bring us down because we are WAY too close to Sectionals to have problems.

[thecheeriomason]

Okay.

[sugarvalentina]

I’M NOT UPSET WITH YOU, I’M IN MOURNING WITH YOU.

THIS WEEK HAS SUCKED!!!!!!  I mean, actually my week has sort of been totally bonks and amazing BUT THIS WEEK HAS SUCKED AND I AM NOT GOING TO GET OVER IT FOR A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME.

I can’t even get started on how stupid A is because I’m too upset about my bae, and I think I have a headache because it’s been A LOT OF CRYING.

AND OH MY GOD YOU CAN’T EVEN REWATCH GOSSIP GIRL TO CHEER YOURSELF UP, I AM SO SORRY.

[thecheeriomason]

We can get through this. Apparently he’s working on solo music right now. Which is totally upsetting to me because it seems as if he planned on leaving the amazing band that is One Direction.  And there’s still time for him to want to join back up. For all we know this could totally be some mental health thing and he just needs a break. There’s still hope, Sugar! THERE”S STILL HOPE!

Oh my god, the A thing was just weird and I loved how no one expected it but it was still a total poshy A cop-out. I’M HAPPY THAT THE PERSON WE THOUGHT WAS DEAD IS STILL ALIVE THOUGH!

It’s alright, thank you for your words and hopefully we’ll all be able to get through this!

[sugarvalentina]

DEAR ZAYN:

[puckimedes]

One Direction? I got no clue what that is. 

[thecheeriomason]

I like the joke, Mr. Puck- Oh.

You’re....you’re not joking. You’ve really never heard of One Direction? One of the most amazing pop bands that have some of the best vocalist in the history of music? Wonderful songs such as “What Makes You Beautiful,” “Steal My Girl” and “Night Changes.”

[thebetterhadid-blog]

Yes, I did. Shut up, don’t make a big deal out of it. One of your goals? Do I even want to know what the others are? They’re good dancer, nobody can deny that but the whole thing with them refusing to get the old uniforms off is starting to get too much. I could get it at first but it’s been weeks now. I don’t doubt that you could be a good football player if you wanted to. I mean, it would obviously mean you’d have to get stronger and all that, but time and dedication and all that. I’ll find some other way to distract you if you get too caught up in all that crap. I don’t get why you would get distracted by something else when I’m there, but you’re just generally strange so I guess it could happen. Believe what you want, but you’re still ridiculous. It’s not in a bad way, but you definitely are. Mason, dude, I don’t really think you’d be able to protect me, seeing as I’m definitely bigger than you. I really doubt it would scare anyone away, because it sounds freaking hot.

Yeah, they would, but the only one I have any interest in being all over me is you and that’s been working out pretty good so far. I guess it works in different ways, singing is good for actually like, being able to get your thoughts out but working out just lets frustrations and stuff out. It doesn’t help to sing about it when all you want is to punch something, you know? Sure. I’m sure you could convince Miss B to give us a spot, she likes you and Madison. We would absolutely rock that stage together. Uh… Okay? So you haven’t told her we’ve been on dates?

[thecheeriomason]

I can’t help it, I get excited about things and can’t be blamed for it because it’s part my personality! You probably don’t but you’re going to hear about them one day anyway because if that one could get accomplished than so can getting a duet with the wonderful Mercedes Jones.It’s some tradition thing but yeah, I totes agree that it’s been a long time overdue. I’m fine with my muscles and slim tone now, I wouldn’t want to be at competition with you :P. When you discover that way be sure to use it on me because it’s much needed. I’d rather have all my attention on you when I’m around you...and I hope that didn’t sound too weird. Fine, I’m absolutely ridculous that I could bring back that Nick TV show! I could so protect you! I took karate with Madison when I was in 4th grade and we scored the best on high kicks. I still remember some of the moves too. I’m not going for hot I’m going for intimidating, and here we go again with the blushing. Not fair, Spence.

Not going to lie, I like being all over you because you make me smile even more than I already do. You shouldn’t punch things! They did a study that I learned about in psychology, it’s totes bad to hit things. The study even compared it to drinking alcohol to rid sadness. Do you think everyone would be able to handle the amazing voices that are Mason McCarthy or Spencer Porter? I’ll definitely pitch it to her. Gonna bust out the Microsoft Powerpoint! I may or may have not recorded you singing the last time so it’ll make a great sample.  No she knows about the other times...just not the ice-skating and going over to your place. She would have wanted to go and...I really like spending time with you alone.

[thebetterhadid-blog]

Sure, we’ll say it’s completely because of that. But yeah, I don’t like to admit it but glee club is kind of fun… And it’s a lot cooler now compared to when it just had like two members people hadn’t even seen before. If we just make sure to win the competitions, it’ll be freaking awesome. I’m definitely the best at a lot of stuff, probably places too so I’m not even going to try to disagree with that. It could be fun to try to teach you something about it. 50 is still a a ridiculously high number but fine, go for it. Perhaps you should consider going to some kind of cell phone rehab? It sounds like you could need it to me. You’re ridiculous, Mason. I don’t get myself hurt, I make sure others get hurt. It’s a pretty big difference between those two, man.

Cool, thanks to them too then. I sing whenever I find something I like and that I think I could pull off, not just singing for the sake of singing. Unlike a lot of people, it’s not my first go-to source for calming down. A duet would be cool though, I definitely think that would be damn good. Why aren’t I even surprised about that? Yeah, okay, good. After glee club works. I’ll give you a lift home when we’re done if you want.

[thecheeriomason]

That’s fine by me, especially because I said it! Oh my gosh, you...you just said the glee club was fun. That was one of my goals once you joined the glee club and...you just said it! Madison is going to be so happy when I can tell her I can check off that box!We will win competitions, all of us are much too talented to lose. And I absolutely hate saying this but the Angry Birds have helped our team gain a variety of skills and I hope that we can eventually work together so that we can be even better than we already are. You can’t disagree because it’s completely true! Trust me, I know how to detect skills and someone being the best of the best. It’s like another superpower that I have. It will be fun, and I may end up surprising you. It will happen because I’m full of surprises. That’s still several hundred less, but thank you! If I go over any than you’re allowed to take the phone from my hand and do whatever you feel is needed. You can take my selfies, but you can’t get rid of my love of Twitter and Instagram, and I know that because my parents tried. I’m starting to think that ridiculous is starting to mean something else, and you may tell me I’m wrong but I just have that really strong urge. Hey, I should be the one protecting you seeing as how you’re at a disadvantage. If you want I can style my hair as a greaser and even break out my leather jacket. That’ll scare everyone away.

Let’s be honest, you can pull anything off. You could probably model on your crutches and people will still be all over you.Singing is one of the better ways of reliving stress, and I also do gymnastics and work out but that’s mostly when I’m alone. It would be amazing, even better than Jason and Colbie’s duet song. I’ll send you my list and I’ll let you choose because I can’t even decide. Who knows? We still haven’t heard about the setlist for Sectionals and we could end up singing together. Sounds good! Oh...but if Madison ask than we’re spying on Vocal Adrenaline and we have to do it as a duo. I’ve...been telling her that’s what we’ve been doing.

[thebetterhadid-blog]

Yeah, he was. That was how he tried to get me to join the glee club at first, by showing we had something in common or whatever. It obviously didn’t work, but it was a good try. Probably, but I could always give you some private football practice if you’d rather try that. Just for the fun of it, you know? As long as you don’t make me be in those 800 selfies a day with you, I’m not going to say anything. Seriously dude, with the amount of photos you have of yourself on your phone, you can’t have much space left. Good but if it does happen again, you have to promise you’ll tell me right away. I’m not going to stand by and watch that happen to someone I- to you.

I don’t think it’s entirely up to him though, it’s more thanks to you being a good singer. I’ve never heard you sing anything I don’t like. You sing way too much sometimes, but still. Well, uh, I kind of don’t want to take it over tumblr? I’d rather just say it, you know, between four eyes and all that.

[thecheeriomason]

It was a really good try, but the power of Mason and Madison McCarthy along with Mr. Evans prevailed. You being here has been awesome, but I’m sure you already know that. Private practice...yeah! I wouldn’t be smart to deny private lessons from the Quarterback. That would be like denying lessons from Beyonce...you are the best in the school and let’s be real probably the best in a lot of places. Can we compromise it to at least 50? That’s pretty good for me, especially because I’m what urbandictionary would call a “Selfie addict.” I upload them to my computer and spend 2 days out of the month getting rid of the ones that are good but not good enough. I call it Self-Begone Day. Clever, right? I...I promise that I’ll tell you but you have to promise me you won’t do anything to get yourself hurt...we don’t have to count the ankle.Thank you Spencer..for..you know...looking out for me. It means a lot.

We could think my parents too. They aren’t...the best but they did give me my wonderful singing voice but I can think myself for my own dedication, passion, and p-p-pep! That was emphasis, not a stutter I promise.Speaking of me singing, you should sing more. Your voice is flawless too and getting to hear it is fantastic. Maybe we could even...duet? I have several...twenty song ideas that would fit our voices well.Can one sing too much? Oh...alright, we can totes do that. I’m free whenever glee club is over.

[sugarvalentina]

DEAR ZAYN:

WHEN I SAID I WAS MAD AT YOU, I DIDN’T MEAN I WAS THIS MAD AT YOU.  NOBODY GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!  YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!!!!!!!  WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ME BEFORE YOU MADE THIS DECISION DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME NO YOU DIDN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING SELFISH AND I THINK I’VE BEEN CRYING FOR STRAIGHT UP THE PAST HOUR GUYS I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO I’M TOO PRETTY TO HAVE TO BECOME A FAN OF THE WANTED THIS LATE IN THE GAME.

I need to be alone now.  FIRST A REALLY FREAKING STUPID A REVEAL AND NOW THIS?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puckimedes]

[thecheeriomason]

Mr. Puckerman, this is serious news. Zayn Malik has left One Direction. They plan on continuing without him. It’s all over Twitter and it should be world news because this has to be the worst news that I’ve heard all....week?

[thecheeriomason]

Okay.

[sugarvalentina]

DVR IT AND WATCH IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN TONIGHT.

OF ALL EPISODES, THIS IS NOT THE ONE TO MISS!!!!!!!!!!

[thecheeriomason]

You’re going to be upset with me. I ended up missing it and forgot to set it on my DVR. I know who A is but I’m too upset about the loss of a great member of One Direction which is where most of my feelings are being geared towards right now. This has so not been a great week. My parents also changed the Netflix password to prevent distractions from performing which means I can’t re-watch Gossip Girl for the 3rd time.

[thecheeriomason]

Okay.

[afunnyberry]

I sincerely hope you think the game on your phone is talking to you, because if you call the former Warbler’s the Angry Birds, they’re going to continue to stay angry. We need to try and adopt them as much as we can, Mason. The glee club is all about acceptance, no matter what. 

Get some rest, though, please. We need to be in tip top shape and the next couple of weeks are going to be very intense. 

[thecheeriomason]

I’m sorry to say this Miss Berry, but I find it extremely hard to work with them  and they don’t seem to want to work with us either. I’ve been keeping my mouth shut a majority of the time but there’s only so much I can take. They insult my uniform, our dance moves, and the people in our glee club and get angry when we retaliate with comments. Believe me when I say that I know that the New Directions have had to come together with others to work together and pull off amazing performances because I’ve done the research and seen the videos but they are unlike any other because some of them think they are better than others. I believe that they need a lesson in coming together. They are being complete Justin Beiber’s right now, and no one even likes him anymore.

My A game is going to be brought along with Madison’s. Our parents are having us practice at home also. Just the other night we had to hit the notes they wanted us to hit or we wouldn’t get our weekly allowance. Rest isn’t an option when winning is at stake because there’s room for that after. We need this glee club to be around for years to come and my 2-4 hours of sleep per night will be well worth it.

[thecheeriomason]

Okay.

[royalguardfinn]

Angry Birds?

[thecheeriomason]

Yes, the former Warblers. You would think that we would have gotten along by now but its incredibly hard when they are totally rude and feel the need to make comments about others that are out of line.

[thecheeriomason]

Okay.

[radioactiveasteroidevans]

Dude, I don’t know which part of this post needs commenting on the most. Probably all of it. Take hot baths for the sore muscles though and maybe ask if you can switch lab partners.

[thecheeriomason]

Noted, Mr. Evans. I’ve just never been a huge fan of baths because I still feel as if I’m not getting cleaned but that’s not even the purpose so avoid what I just said. I’ve already switch several times this year due to other problems so I’m stuck with her at this point but I’ll do my McCarthy best at making it work. I may have to get past her terrible words and glares and hope that a good grade is enough to make us at least tolerate one another.

[thecheeriomason]

Okay.

I understand that hard work pays off in the end, but I believe that a certain line should be drawn. Don’t get me wrong when I say that I’m happy that Mr. Clarington is here and glad that we are getting the chance to be trained by someone who knows what they are doing, but there are consequences that are carrying around with me after glee club is over.

I’m missing the Pretty Little Liars finale tonight because I have to help our neighbor tonight with her yard because I had slept right after I got home Monday from how exhausted I was. Tonight is totes the Big A reveal and now I’m going to get the episode spoiled because of our “Ladies and Mason PLL Lunch Talk Time.” My arms and legs were so sore that I almost dropped Kelsey during cheerio practice the other day and now she refuses to sit next to me in Biology class because of it and now I have to be lab partners with one of the girls from the really conservative religious group who believe that I’m having an inappropriate relationship with my sister not to include the fact that she hates that I like people of the same sex.

And I don’t want to be the weird one here, but one of the Angry Birds decided to comment about my hair and uniform and let’s just say that next time I may not be able to restrain Madison because she’s just as frustrated as I am I would imagine. Just to set the record straight, I don’t buy my hair gel from Amazon and this is totally a uniform.

[thebetterhadid-blog]

Mr H used to be on the football team, you know. Nothing bad against him but I’ve seen pictures of the team from back then and he was freaking tiny. If he could make it, so could you. Yeah, of course you can. I guess it would sort of make people see that they can’t mess with you if they don’t want me to kick their asses. Speaking of, has anything else happened with the slushie-guys?

Yes, I did. You’re really good, Mason. You could sing it again if you want to but there’s no need. It, uh… Got me thinking and I kind of actually need to talk to you about that it.

[thecheeriomason]

Oh wow, Mr. Hummel was on the football team? I’m pretty sure he was a cheerio for a short amount of time too, but I wouldn’t be able to switch back and forth like that because I’m well secured on the cheerios and I feel as if I’d get along better with them. I apologize (but not really) for all the selfies that are going to be taken along with the clever captions that get made under them. You’ll totes get cited so don’t worry. Oh come on, no ass kicking will be needed because I’m sure no incidents with slushies will occur again. No actually, greatly enough. The mean glares are much better than the slushies. If you had something to do with that then I thank you and hope no physical harm needed to be done, and again..Thank you, Spence.

Thank you Jason Mraz for giving me a song to which I sounded great in..and I thank everything that is everything that you liked it. I spent 4 hours practicing that song and if you hadn’t of liked it I would have cried worse than I did when I watched the JT episode of Degrassi. Oh, what..what about it do you want to talk about?

[thebetterhadid-blog]

Yeah, I would probably stretch it out and stuff. Let’s not try if you want to keep it a decent size. You could’ve just asked, man. You can definitely borrow it whenever you want. Surprisingly enough, I’m not tired of seeing you and I don’t think I will be anytime soon. 

[thecheeriomason]

Still, we can both agree that you could pull off both while I’ll like totally abnormal wearing a football uniform that will be way too big for me. And helmet hair, so so so not happening. Can I borrow it one of these days? Just to see what it’s like. I can be Quarterback Porter while I’m wearing it.  I’m glad because I completely feel the exact say way. Did you like the song? There was a little bit of faulty voicing but I noticed that and will improve and could sing the song again if you want? Madison keeps telling me to work on the higher note and even though it sounds great I know it could be a little better.

[thecheeriomason]

Visit Original Link

Song originally sung by Corey Gray original video here. This was the best cover I could find that sounded enough like Billy [again, I apologize if someone doesn’t believe it sounds anything like him but it was the closest I could find after an hour of searching.

“Hello everyone, I’m Mason McCarthy even though many of you already know me. This is my wonderful and going to be perfect cover of I’m Yours by Jason Mraz. I had some of my friends from the band prepare this song and the gorgeous member of the AV Club Janice. Wait, I mean Jackie? Sorry, Jackie! Anyways, I had my friend Jackie from the AV Club to record this performance. Alrighty band members….Ready?”

[thecheeriomason]

have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend before?

Actually no, I’ve never had a boyfriend nor a girlfriend. I’ve never had a boyfriend before because I only recently realized and started acting upon my feelings for individuals of the same sex.  I..want to be Spencer’s boyfriend but I don’t know if he knows that so I’m singing this song tomorrow in hopes that he catches the drift. The last time I admitted my feelings for him went awkwardly and I ended up rambling like some nervous school girl, but singing a song will help me so I don’t babble like an idiot.

As for girlfriends, I’ve never had much luck in that category because girl’s either believe I’m gay or not interested. My flirting never works for…external reasons and I’m not really all that great at carrying out flirting so they never catch on. There have been girls throughout my life that I came close to dating but..it would never work out. Thankfully it hasn’t bothered my because performing and cheerleading occupied my mind and allowed for me to not let relationships cloud my thoughts.