Wait, What?

I'm just a poopy little slut who doesn't think, and deceives the people she loves

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[memewhore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This finally clears things up.

[obovoid]

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

[marthawells-deactivated20181223]

In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”

[alpacamyhedgehog]

Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”

[lasrina]

I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”

[the-wolfbats]

So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.

[overwhelmsion]

[flirting-with-psychology]

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

[as-per-usual]

Why do you go to work

is this my boss asking me why i’m so useless

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via axolotlcuddles)

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[dennys]

Charlene wore her new lemon wedges with real zest and confidence.

[clarrkey-deactivated20240924]

She did that

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

[memewhore]

[nightmareloki]

GOOD

[roadtoeldorado]

[fragilefangirl]

if this doesnt fucking spell gay for you i dont know what will

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

Gay

G- glory

A- adventure

Y- your friend Tulio

[tastefullyoffensive]

It sure is. (via billaros)

[wewillfallnomore-blog]

One thing i really love in the TFIOS trailer, is that they seem not to have tried to make the sex scene all hot and sexy and whatever, but it looks awkward and shy and how it seems in the book, and how it probably would be for two teenagers for the first time, and i don’t know why but that makes me really happy 

[heterokatedison]

why are you guys fucking allergic to discussing male victims of sexual harassment and assault without tacking on some ignorant comment about how “if the victim was a woman it would be taken seriously” because FUCKING NEWSFLASH!!!! IT WOULDN’T!!!!! and the fact that victims are now going public after DECADES of abuse were covered up should prove that!!!!!

[horsegirlkj]

[stability]

[washornytornado-deactivated2020]

I will defend my daughters until my last dying breath