[thecoachpuckerman]

quinnyisms :

Tell me why I thought picking out a spring musical was going to be easy to do. I didn’t realize picking out something that was appropriate and tasteful yet popular enough for students and families to come out to would be so difficult.

You saw all the attempt Schue made for us to do a musical. The only one that really got to happen was West Side Story. Then Grease happened the next year. You could always retry one of those? Or something like those.

[thecoachpuckerman]

satanlopezz :

Not a single one of my Cheerios are ready to compete, let alone cheer for our football team. How on earth did Sue Sylvester do it? Brit reminds me it takes time but I’m loosing faith. 

Hell, my football team isn’t even ready to play. I’ve been looking at tapes since I got here, and I think that they are worse than we were Sophomore year. As far as Sue goes, I think she mainly did things for the fear factor. She made everyone scared of her.

[thecoachpuckerman]

fckirispuck :

that awkward moment when you get home from school, and your dad just not home, and still have yet to make you a key for the house. So if you drive by and see a cute brunette freezing on a porch plz help me break into my own house.

Your dad kind of sounds like a loser. If I see you chilling outside, I’ll see about picking the lock or opening a window for you to get in.

[thecoachpuckerman]

Is that [NOAH CENTINEO]? No, it’s just the McKinley alumni [NOAH PUCKERMAN] who is now [23] years old and is now working as a/an [FOOTBALL COACH AND AIR FORCE RESERVE]. They go by [HE/HIM] and is normally known around Lima as the [THE LOTHARIO]. Hopefully no one finds out that they are hiding [RECENTLY GOT MARRIED SPONTANEOUSLY WHILE DRUNK AND REGRETS IT SO HE'S FILING FOR DIVORCE]. 

>> I’m keeping everything canon for Puck because.. why not?

>> Upon returning home once after basic training, in San Antonio, Puck was transferred to Ellis Air Force base in Nevada, which was good to him because it was just eight miles down the road from downtown Las Vegas.

>> On a weekly basis, he kept in contact with his family, Sarah, his mother, Jake, and even Jake’s mother. He wanted to keep in touch with them as much as he could, especially after what happened with Finn.

>> He was stationed at Ellis for four years, and it was a great four years. Until he woke up next to a random girl with both of them wearing wedding rings. Despite his efforts, he tried to make it work. Puck tried for six months to make the marriage work, but realizing that he couldn’t he filed for divorce and told her that he put in a transfer request for closer to home and was approved, so he was leaving to go back to Lima, or as close as he could get.

>> Before the divorce papers were even signed, he was in a moving truck to Fairborn, Ohio, which is about an hour and a half from Lima to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.

>> Apparently when he told his mother he was moving closer, she got in touch with Schuester seeing if he had a position open at the school, so within two days of arriving at the base, Puck had gotten a call from his ex teacher, offering him the job for a football coach.

>> Now, for about 3 months, he makes the drive everyday to work on plays and scope out talent, just anything to make the football team a little better.

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Kiss Me by Ed Sheeran

Settle down with me And I’ll be your safety You’ll be my lady I was made to keep your body warm But I’m cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms