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about

ellie (she/her)

25

from the uk luv x

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terfs DNI (🖕🖕🖕)

minors don't follow me pls

i don't consistently tag anything, tw or otherwise

[contemptible-scoundrel]

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oh the humidity

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tiktok incels have started referring to women with "hip dips" (i still dont entirely understand what this means) as "hiplets" as a way to get back at women because theyre short and insecure about being "manlets" or whatever. anyway the insult they keep using is saying that "theyre cute, in a sister way. i wouldn't date one though, just a preference" which is SO funny to me because they dont realise how most women would actually be RELIEVED to find out they've been "friendzoned". like oh, male friend/coworker/acquaintance/stranger DOESNT consider me as a viable sexual partner?? you promise??🥹

[doctorlavender]

Zombie Doctor Mercy || Overwatch

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parents lucked out with the compsci autism son its a shame they ended up with a mercy main autism daughter

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i love in overwatch how everyone will refer to you not by your gamertag but by the hero youre playing. like yes i am dr. angela ziegler and i will respond to "mercy" bc im literally mercy thankyou

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ive got a lot of very mixed opinions on the porn industry but for the most part I really have no problem with most onlyfans models or whatever. but bonnie blue genuinely needs to get kirked

[radiatorchains]

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i really struggle to like describe and understand distance and i desperately want to know what that is and how i fix it bc im trying to learn to drive. but you start talking to me in miles and kilometers and the numbers literally mean nothing to me. i don't know how far that is. meters even, like i need to get one of those meter stick rulers or something bc im not sure if I know how far a meter is. is that crazy im 25??

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q2 of a spatial reasoning test I just found im already stumped

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i really struggle to like describe and understand distance and i desperately want to know what that is and how i fix it bc im trying to learn to drive. but you start talking to me in miles and kilometers and the numbers literally mean nothing to me. i don't know how far that is. meters even, like i need to get one of those meter stick rulers or something bc im not sure if I know how far a meter is. is that crazy im 25??

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got our gay(?) manager to do a "name 100 women" quiz today and ive literally never seen him so locked in

[sjalsarkiv]

a bit of inspiration from John Waters.

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

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[lakemichigans]

how it feels to listen to lights by ellie goulding