Zeus on A Trike

Connor Stoll here, unless I'm in some kind of trouble then my name's Travis. Son of Hermes and Samantha Stoll.

[finnthebettertwin]

Jack Harries in Amsterdam, photographed by Ella Denton (2014)

[oliispaxton-blog]

So...

[oliispaxton-blog]

Yes, but we both know that Annabeth isn’t like most angry people who’ll chase you. I guess it does, I don’t think I can count how many times I’ve seen you running away from a huge crowd of angry demigods. [Chuckles] Man, it must be some kind of miracle that you’re still breathing. Jokes never get old to you Hermes kids. It does make me feel better and if you ever see it, you’ll understand why. Umm…I was visiting my mom. Yeah, I know. I couldn’t really stick around…

[theconnorstoll]

You know, I only got threatened four times today?  Will says we should celebrate because it's like a new record or somethin' but really the lack of mobs chasing me and people threatening me is rather boring.  Lets be honest Percival, it's the Stoll charm.  She secretly thinks I'm the shiznit and couldn't  actually kill me if she tried.  Yep.  That's what it is.  Oh...  Was it because...  Hey man, I feel you I did the same thing after.. y'know.  I never got to tell you how sorry I was about that by the way.  The whole cabin is.  We know how it feels, especially after the war.

[mirandaxgardiner-blog]

Ah..all I heard was you calling me fun…besides, we both know that judging by my cooking it wouldn’t be much different then eating my own meal.  

[theconnorstoll]

Although this it true, I think this one might actually do some sustainable damage.  If you're gonna risk eating your own cooking then that's a personal problem but I think I'll stick to in the hair and the sheets and the shoes.

[mirandaxgardiner-blog]

Katie has gotten better! Sort of…. Are you calling me semi fun… Connor Stoll I am touched… Would you? I thought that was below you. I thought you were to bake poison ivy into my food.

[theconnorstoll]

Lies!  Katie will never be fun.  Never, I say!  She will conntinue to bore me until the day one of us dies.  Don't get ahead of yourself Gardiner, I'm calling you more fun than your sisters which I mean- I'm sorry but it's not that great of a compliment.  What?!  No!  Jeez Randi, I want to annoy the shit out of you not kill you, Zeus on a Trike, who do you think I am?!

[mirandaxgardiner-blog]

Well you see, I am not the only Demeter kid at this camp ConCon. If it was me I would have surrounded your cabin with poison ivy. I know you can use the tree as a fort.

[theconnorstoll]

Well yeah but you're the only one that I've actually taught in the way of not being a complete pranking idiot.  If one of your sisters did that then I need to go bake them a cake for actually being semi fun.  Yeah but then I could put on gloves and use the poison ivy  and grind it up in your toothpaste and hairbrush and sheets and stuff. 

[mirandaxgardiner-blog]

I have no idea how that happened…don’t point your fingers at me..

[theconnorstoll]

I wasn't pointing any fingers at you...  *her pokes her nose* now I'm pointing a finger at you.  Would you like to explain how a tree popped up in my room if it wasn't you?

[helenxknight-deactivated2015022]

Not quite the opposite, I find your creativity…admirable in a weird way.

[theconnorstoll]

Really?  Awesome!  Did you say what your name was?  I don't remember.  But I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship mah dear.

[lion-heart-strikes]

Did you just....

[lion-heart-strikes]

What the hell do you need it to rain for? 

[theconnorstoll]

Well because then no one will be outside if it's raining then I can do what I need to do outside while everyone is inside! 

[wounded-arrow]

My Gods...

[wounded-arrow]

… You two are going to be my therapists…? that doesn’t sound like a good idea. You’d look good bald, dude. I think you could pull that off. I’m proud of you Connor, you should mark this day on the calendar and we’ll celebrate it every year. Or until you go a day with 0 threats. {Will avoided Connor’s eyes} Funny thing about that. I kind of stole it back already… 

[theconnorstoll]

Really?  I thought it sounded like a fantastic idea.  Bald?  Yeah, no thank you.  I'm perfectly fine with my luscious locks and so are the ladies, thank you very much.  If I owned a calender or planner of any sort, I would add that to it for sure.  I wouldn't want to go a day without any threats though, that would be a boring day.  *Connor's mouth went agape for a moment before he closed it, patting Will on the back with a huge smile on his face*  OH WILL, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

I Think You Underestimate

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

Huh… I guess that would work too, since we’re technically cousins, and Bellatrix and Sirius are too…Ok, sure, but that’s only because batman is like the least cool DC superhero. Why not? It’s not like all criminals get along. {Nyssa shook her head} No one should prank or steal from Jax. You know how you guys leave all the Phi kids alone? It’s the same thing. Jax is like the sweetest person ever. In no way shape or form is it ok to mess with her. I have never asked you for anything, so could you please just do me this one favor? 

[theconnorstoll]

Exactly.  Plus, Sirius is like...  The third best in the whole thing.  Hey, we don't leave them alone completely, we just don't pull anything totally crazy on them.  I can accept a request to give her Phi kid treatment but I can't promise to leave her alone completely.  It's not like I'm mean to her!  I like Jax, it's just dumb stuff.

[keritheunwanted]

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[theconnorstoll]

I had a dream I was mugged outside your house.  I had a dream, in a panic, you came running out.  But for a moment you were sure I'd died on you, and for a moment I believed you loved me too.

[lion-heart-strikes]

Did you just....

[lion-heart-strikes]

… What have you taken? What would me helping you entail?

[theconnorstoll]

.....What are you missing?  Well there are a couple of things.  But firstly- You guys can change the weather right?  Like you can make it rain?  And not like in a stripper make it rain dollah bills sense, like in a legit rain and thunder rain.

[wounded-arrow]

My Gods...

[wounded-arrow]

Yeah… yeah I have like 11 pages worth of poetry… I think I need help Connor… Only four times? Congrats, dude. That a new record? {Will shrugged} I’ve.. written a few songs? And accidentally lost my bow and arrows in a bet. 

[theconnorstoll]

Holy Zeus on a Trike man...  That's insanity right there.  Don't worry, I'm sure Lux and I will make excellent make-shift therapists.  Thanks!  I think so!  Lets see...  Nyssa threatened to punch me in the throat, That Jackson kid gave me a general ass kicking threat, an Ares kid threatened to tie me up behind his carriage and drag me around camp- that was refreshingly original- and Mr D threatened to shave me bald.  That's like...  Half of what my last record was!  You bet your bow?  Shit man...  Do you want me to steal it back for you?  No charge or anything.

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I Think You Underestimate

[solo-bandana-deactivated2016082]

Calm down, Stoll, if anything you’re like Peter Pettigrew to my Dumbledore. How is the Penguin cooler then cat woman? There’s no way. Cat woman is the Head Bitch in Charge. {Nyssa’s frown only deepened} YOU. STOLE. FROM. JAX?!

[theconnorstoll]

Peter to Dumbledore?  But if we're going to go with Harry Potter matchups can't you at least be the Bellatrix to my Sirius?  I feel like they're both badasses.  Oh hell no!  Cat Woman's way cooler than the Penguin but the Penguin's way cooler than Batman.  But we can't both be criminals so I switched you over to the good side so I could be the Penguin!  *he looks confused*  Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's with the yelly?  Hi my name's Connor Stoll I thought you knew me but I guess you got amnesia or something because I steal shit from everyone.  I don't understand why that's a surprise?

[lennox-no-more]

Oh Gosh...

[lennox-no-more]

I’m beginning to see that. You are a clever lot. Trav is your brother? Dang.. why did they tie you to the trees in the first place? 

[theconnorstoll]

Yeah, Travis Stoll.  He's usually here, but he's at home for right now.  Well it's kinda a long story, but the short version is that we bedazzled their weapons and dyed their teeth and hair pink.

[lion-heart-strikes]

Did you just....

[lion-heart-strikes]

Blackmail?! What the hell do you have on me that would make me do anything for you? 

[theconnorstoll]

What do I have on you?  Well besides many of you and your cabin's possessions and the ability to pull out all kinds of lovely pranks in the near future?....  Nothing I suppose.

[wounded-arrow]

My Gods...

[wounded-arrow]

{Will smiled a little looking at his paper all proud like} Thanks, man. It’s taken me like 3 hours. It’s amazing what you can get done when you have no job. 

How have you been, Con? It seems like it’s been a while. By awhile I mean, longer then normal. 

[theconnorstoll]

3 hours?!  Jeez man- that's definitely dedication for sure...  I've been normal.  Well, actually I only got threatened four times today so I guess it was either an off day or I was being extra hella sneaky.  What about you?  Besides spending hours on end writing poetry I mean- what've you been up to?