Cookies and Garlic bread

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[jonnywaistcoat]

Should you bury your gays, burn your gays, or kill off your gays?

Fuck, marry, kill: your gays, your gays and your gays?

[thecookiegoblin]

Are you tired of always slipping on ice or slippery surfaces? Are you done with scraping your knees and getting your pants dirty by falling on ice?

Well I got a suggestion!

The ✨Penguin Waddle✨

The penguin waddle is a cute walk you can use to walk over ice which might help prevent slipping. Just imagine you're a cute little penguin waddling over the ice.

Some might say it looks hilarious but what do they know?! Get rid of those ice-slipping, penguin-non-appreciators and embrace the penguin inside you!

Try the penguin waddle this winter! (Or don't... your choice)

(Anecdote: the penguin waddle might not work for everyone! You might still slip, it's not a guarantee! Maybe try different boots or perfect the waddle :3)

[thecookiegoblin]

Water chickens :3

[only-cat-memes]

[thecookiegoblin]

Chocolate

[timsforeverhome]

ExCUSE me!!

My clean clothes are NOT YOUR PERSONAL BATHTUB

"Ask me if I care."

[beardedmrbean]

[wtxdesertwalker]

[thecookiegoblin]

Cheese and squirrels

[thecookiegoblin]

Apples

[plexipixel]

Oranges

[thecookiegoblin]

Okay so hear me out... Fruit baskets...

[thecookiegoblin]

Damn this got really *fruity*

[thecookiegoblin]

Today I received a bag of bread

[jeffgoldboob]

omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn

[thecookiegoblin]

Apples

[plexipixel]

Oranges

[thecookiegoblin]

Okay so hear me out... Fruit baskets...

[lxealol]

Jmart but as little meow meows

[auntie-nettle]

[noodleddragon]

[1980sspaceman]

[favouritefrog]

[kitty-pinky]