The Cookie Quartet!

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Intro post!!!

BHC: Hello! Welcome to our blog! I'm Black Heart Cookie!

GSC: I'm Gummy Shark Cookie.

LMC: I'm Lemon Melon Cookie!!!

SDC: I'm Spicy Devil Cookie! The best one!

WC: And I'm Weeb Cookie... Um, pleased to meet you all! I'm their manager.

LMC: Um... Spicy Devil, there is nothing proving that you're the best...

SDC: Oh, shut up! You're just angry that you're the least popular!

LMC: People barely know about us, and you were the one that was designed last! (Haha funni fourth wall break)

SDC: Oh really?

LMC and SDC: *Fighting noises*

BHC: Um... don't mind them! They fight a lot...

SDC: And you and Gummy Shark f-

BHC: OKAY! That's enough for now hahaha! Uh, you guys can go ask us stuff alright bye~!

[ask-red-and-seed]

Black Heart Cookie: Ah! Look Gummy Shark! PEOPLE >:D

Gummy Shark Cookie: Why... *sigh* might as well say hello. Hello you two!

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Red and Seed: ???

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Gummy Shark Cookie: Uh... h-hello?

Black Heart Cookie: (This feels awkward as hell now...)

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Seed: hi!! I'm seed, and this is red!!!

red: h-hi...

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Black Heart Cookie: Sup! I'm Black Heart Cookie and this is my grumpy girlfriend, Gummy Shark Cookie!

Gummy Shark Cookie: Er- no need to call me grumpy. And I thought I was gonna introduce myself! (pouting face)

Black Heart Cookie: See? Grumpy >:3

[ask-red-and-seed]

Black Heart Cookie: Ah! Look Gummy Shark! PEOPLE >:D

Gummy Shark Cookie: Why... *sigh* might as well say hello. Hello you two!

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Red and Seed: ???

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Gummy Shark Cookie: Uh... h-hello?

Black Heart Cookie: (This feels awkward as hell now...)

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Anyone want any choccy milk?

BHC: Oh, sure!

GSC: Sounds good :3

LMC: Some choccy milk would be nice right now...

SDC: I'm in! GIMME DAT >:D

WC: I'm good. Not looking for anymore drinks right now, I just chugged 4 whole Monsters.

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*SK appears out of nowhere* Hello!

BHC: Gah! Uh- h-hello!

GSC: Hi :3

[sun-and-moon-withdespair]

What’re your names??

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BHC: I'm Black Heart Cookie!

GSC: And I'm Gummy Shark Cookie! What's yours?

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*SK appears out of nowhere* Hello!

BHC: Gah! Uh- h-hello!

GSC: Hi :3

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Ya know what? You should probably go bug these idiots!

@the-agent-squad

(Why am I still here..?-)

SDC: ALRIGHT! I'm FINALLY given permission to bug someone! Now I won't get in trouble, right?

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Surely NOTHING will happen!

Im going to strangle each and everyone of you and throw you all into the deepest pits of hell.

. . .

What the fuck…

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Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE.

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What? What is everyone looking at me like that?-

You scare us..

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Everyone:

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SDC: Why HELLO there, @the-agent-squad! I have been sent to BUG YA!

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Wait what..?

Another?-

(Oh Cod…)

Ooo new friends?

NO NEO.

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SDC: Hey there, buddy chum pal friend buddy chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum pal. I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg. But I gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend pally pal chum friend, if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn, I just might have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.

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Ya know what? You should probably go bug these idiots!

@the-agent-squad

(Why am I still here..?-)

SDC: ALRIGHT! I'm FINALLY given permission to bug someone! Now I won't get in trouble, right?

[the-agent-squad]

Surely NOTHING will happen!

Im going to strangle each and everyone of you and throw you all into the deepest pits of hell.

. . .

What the fuck…

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Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE.

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SDC: Why HELLO there, @the-agent-squad! I have been sent to BUG YA!

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Ya know what? You should probably go bug these idiots!

@the-agent-squad

(Why am I still here..?-)

SDC: ALRIGHT! I'm FINALLY given permission to bug someone! Now I won't get in trouble, right?

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Ive been asked to torment you all.

YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH OF TERROR.

BHC: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

GSC: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

LMC: *Ear piercing scream that breaks the sound barrier*

SDC: LET'S FIGHT!

WC: You are all idiots... also SPICY DEVIL, DON'T YOU FRICKIN' DARE.

SDC: Try. Me. Now.

WC: GRAHHHH! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS CRAP.

[sun-and-moon-withdespair]

Uh.. *Shoots a beam of light at them, blinding them*

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(The entire group (except Weeb Cookie) is now spamming attacks while none of them hit you.)

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What on earth are they doing..

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(They themselves don't know what they're doing...)

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Uh… now I feel bad- *She unblinds them and floats above them so they can’t see her*

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BHC: *Gasp* Um... what was that?

GSC: I have no idea.

LMC: Wut da hail...

SDC: Awww, I wanted to have some JAMSHED >:3

WC: Idiot.

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Ive been asked to torment you all.

YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH OF TERROR.

BHC: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

GSC: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

LMC: *Ear piercing scream that breaks the sound barrier*

SDC: LET'S FIGHT!

WC: You are all idiots... also SPICY DEVIL, DON'T YOU FRICKIN' DARE.

SDC: Try. Me. Now.

WC: GRAHHHH! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS CRAP.

[sun-and-moon-withdespair]

Uh.. *Shoots a beam of light at them, blinding them*

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(The entire group (except Weeb Cookie) is now spamming attacks while none of them hit you.)

[sun-and-moon-withdespair]

What on earth are they doing..

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(They themselves don't know what they're doing...)

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Ive been asked to torment you all.

YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH OF TERROR.

BHC: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

GSC: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

LMC: *Ear piercing scream that breaks the sound barrier*

SDC: LET'S FIGHT!

WC: You are all idiots... also SPICY DEVIL, DON'T YOU FRICKIN' DARE.

SDC: Try. Me. Now.

WC: GRAHHHH! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS CRAP.

[sun-and-moon-withdespair]

Uh.. *Shoots a beam of light at them, blinding them*

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(The entire group (except Weeb Cookie) is now spamming attacks while none of them hit you.)

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Ive been asked to torment you all.

YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH OF TERROR.

BHC: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

GSC: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

LMC: *Ear piercing scream that breaks the sound barrier*

SDC: LET'S FIGHT!

WC: You are all idiots... also SPICY DEVIL, DON'T YOU FRICKIN' DARE.

SDC: Try. Me. Now.

WC: GRAHHHH! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS CRAP.

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To everyone: Shadow Milk, smash or pass

BHC: Pass because I see him as a friend! Also we both have partners so that would be a bit problematic...

GSC: Pass. The only person on Earthbread I'd say smash to is my girlfriend.

LMC: I'd say pass. I'm just not interested!

WC: He's at grandpa age and he has a boyfriend. Does that answer your question?

SDC: Smash because I want to start some chaos with Pure Vanilla >:3

GSC: Dude, don't do that.

LMC: Yeah please don't.