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(gaster and dess fell out of time and space and now "live" in a plane of infinite everything all at once and also there's a call center)
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([ooc] out of character, that's me.)
([THE LAW of [Supplier]] gaster )
([[fr13nd f1ndh3r]] dess)
([(gaster music)] gaster music)
([manager nonsense] me being weird)
([green goes to mcdonald] green goes to mac donald) (link doesn't work on app)
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Do you uhmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhh
Don’t you have anything better to do?
*EVIDENTLY SO, GIVEN HOW DISTRACTED THE MANAGEMENT HAS BEEN.
Is it possible to make a fractal out of the static?
*Dead air...
Bunny?
(huh)
exporting your soul in jpeg format
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfm5cmolQA
*FORTUNATELY I HAVE NOT NEEDED TO USE WEAPONS LIKE THOSE IN QUITE SOME TIME. *SOME MAY ADVISE YOU TRY TO KEEP IT THAT WAY, BUT ULTIMATELY THE CHOICE IS YOURS. *AND EVEN THEN THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH EVEN YOU CAN DO, MANAGER.
Dess r u huggable
*Please don't...
What would it take for YOU to explode? Like into several pieces.
*THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT. *YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS. *AND EVEN IF YOU COULD SHATTER MY FORM IN THE STATE IT IS IN IT WOULD NOT YIELD THE RESULTS YOU SEEK.
(heeeey) (sorry for the inactivity) (being honest i've chilled out a lot since i started dating someone so) (i haven't been as worried about my blog dying if i don't post to it enough) (blog stuff will continue eventually!) (i'm not abandoning it or anything)
(i've been working on planning some stuff we can maybe do while waiting for addi)
DESS WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANOUT BRISKET CIRCLE?
*Wha- What???
Does it feel like a trial? Does it trouble your mind, the way you trouble mine? Does it feel like a trial? Did you fall for the same empty answers again?
*...
Anyone ever trying to redeem you
*YES YOU HAVE MADE YOUR FRUSTRATION WITH THAT CAUSE VERY CLEAR. *ONE MIGHT ASK WHY THOSE LIKE YOU CONTINUE THIS TRIAL. *THOUGH, I CANNOT TRUTHFULLY SAY YOUR EFFORTS HAVE BEEN FRUITLESS. THIS STORY HAS CHANGED MUCH FROM IT'S ORIGINAL FUNCTION.
if i poked you would my hand explode?
*AS I AM NOW? NOT EXACTLY. *THOUGH YOU MAY WISH IT HAD.
yeah i keep that thang on me 😤
So your saying until you get the tv antenna that is the source of the entire dimension moved to the right angle to stop giving out static you are immortal?
*... *Sure...
Dess, is it possible for you to be killed?
*Not as far as me or the doc knows... *We're connected to the static, as long as it "exists" so do we.
“Scream into the static”? Yeah okay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Ow... *Uh... thanks for that...
