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i'm bacon/charaty | she/they | 23 | jack of most trades | send me asks sometime

[thebaconspider]

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I'm bacon/charaty

doer of too much and not enough at the same time

i do doodle request's sent to the ask box from time to time

tags

[bacon posts] i posts

[bacon doodles] i doodles

[bacon tunes] i do music sometimes

[bacon streams] i streams

[bacon updates] updates on stuff

[bacon self-reblog] bumping my old stuff

[bacon queue] queued post tags

[bacon fav] things i like

[bacon remember this] book mark tag

[bacon to do list] things I intend to draw. Don't expect much tho since I add to it faster than I take from it.

[bacon requests] heeeeeeeey sometimes i do drawing requests. this is that

[bacon inspo] inspiration tag

[bacon cities] post about my neocities site

[bacon what the fuck] all my post are shitposts but these ones are extra shittypostty

[bacon friends] friends moment

will update this as i need to

other stuff

oc/story list

art

gamedev

comics

website

tip jar

commissions

[u-o1n]

living millennium / 1000年生きてる

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[mangonetics]

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

[picatchu]

outfit for when you have an unimaginable amount of misunderstandings every day

[thebaconspider]

Apparently pacmans a thing??

Again????

[c3lest1ann]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[sunny6909]

small request fur a dave<>nep? dave and nepeta just hanging out or maybe making some sick beats

[quietwingsinthesky]

if your transfeminism makes other trans people feel guilty about transitioning, you are a piece of shit.

[quietwingsinthesky]

if your transfeminism makes trans men feel like traitors for transitioning, you are a piece of shit. if your transfeminism makes trans women feel like they’ll never “make up” for their agab enough to transition, you are a piece of shit. if your transfeminism makes nonbinary people feel like they’re faking it, you are a piece of shit. if your transfeminism erases that intersex people exist, cannot emphasize enough, piece of shit!!!!!!!

[color-palettes]

Clumsily Curtsy - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#88d4f6 #4d459b #865ba3 #ba5773 

[gluckmaticex]

WATER WITCH🐚

[roe-wind]

[bravelycowering]

a rather unfortunate hobby of mine is recreating undertale/deltarune songs so that i can replace the melody with megalovania. i dont know why i do this

[bravelycowering]

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like this

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i will not be stopping

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[bravelycowering]

you and i both know these bars are too far apart to stop me

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aaand another one

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cant forget this one

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probably something like this

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[gogogoat495]

[ID: A bunch of Undertale tracks with their instruments set to play Megalovania (Once Upon a Time, mus_st_him, Death by Glamour, Your Best Friend, Temmie Village, Start Menu, and Power of "NEO") with tags reading "#I think this might be illegal actually op #go to undertale jail" and a pic of OP's avatar in Papyrus' shed, and a comment by @cherub-investigation0802 reading "Okay now Im curious of what the inverse is like" with Megalovania set to play Fallen Down. /End ID]

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.