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I’m Conner, the coolest Kent ever. Don’t listen to anything Jon says.

(I also run @crashest-of-them-all @ohgodtheresanotherone, @whatdidhesaaay, and @dont-tell-mrjason)

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aren’t the Wayne’s also your siblings if your dad marries Bruce Wayne?

I’m gonna recommend that you stop that line of thinking right now.

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Why don’t you start gifting rocks to Jon

I will the moment he starts acting like a shit again.

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Do you get Jon presents?

Since he’s my brother, I do actually have to get him presents yeah.

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Gift the other Wayne’s rocks

After I marry Tim.

I still need them to like me right now.

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thecoolerkent

arent you a kent?

Yeah but then @dp-clarkjkent decided to screw me over by marrying us into the Wayne family

WHY IS EVERYONES BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST???

dp-clarkjkent

Don't blame me, young mister, blame the cupid. Or Brucie for being such an amazing man.

thecoolerkent

Actively throwing up right now.

vampire-robin

What about you and Tim?

thecoolerkent

That’s different. Tim is actually cute. Besides, he’s my boyfriend so ofcourse I’m getting him presents.

But now that Clark and Bruce are getting married, I have to get presents for his siblings too.

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thecoolerkent

Apparently,

If people don’t know a lot about us, telling your boyfriend (the Bart one) that you’ll throw him of the roof later (for enrichment) is concerning.

vampire-robin

It is concerning. Why later? If I was to throw my bf off the roof, I wouldn’t need to tell him. I’d just do it. I once dropped him off the top of LexCorp Tower and another time I pushed him off a water tower.

thecoolerkent

Later cus we were out getting food and he was getting bored of waiting.

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Apparently,

If people don’t know a lot about us, telling your boyfriend (the Bart one) that you’ll throw him of the roof later (for enrichment) is concerning.

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thecoolerkent

arent you a kent?

Yeah but then @dp-clarkjkent decided to screw me over by marrying us into the Wayne family

WHY IS EVERYONES BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST???

dp-clarkjkent

Don't blame me, young mister, blame the cupid. Or Brucie for being such an amazing man.

thecoolerkent

Actively throwing up right now.

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timblrdrake

((ignore that im not anon))

knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re cloning me is it casual now

the answer is no

thecoolerkent

I’d be offended if it was casual

It is illegal to be normal about us

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thecoolerkent

arent you a kent?

Yeah but then @dp-clarkjkent decided to screw me over by marrying us into the Wayne family

WHY IS EVERYONES BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST???

spoiledbutkindaawayne

It's really weird to think we were all conceived at the same time...

thecoolerkent

This is why I don’t like you guys. Thanks for that horrible visual.

spoiledbutkindaawayne

Not my fault everyone got freaky at the same time! I am also a victim of this mass boomage of babies

thecoolerkent

Actually, I just remembered that this does not work on me.

Have fun thinking about your parents banging!

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thecoolerkent

arent you a kent?

Yeah but then @dp-clarkjkent decided to screw me over by marrying us into the Wayne family

WHY IS EVERYONES BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST???

spoiledbutkindaawayne

It's really weird to think we were all conceived at the same time...

thecoolerkent

This is why I don’t like you guys. Thanks for that horrible visual.

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Apparently august birthdays are another requirement to be Wayne adoption bate

I’m forcefully scratching it off the list

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I think you need to just start using your love as a good enough gift for your boyfriend

Oh no, Tim I have no problem with. I love getting an excuse to force him to accept my gift instead of buying me something.

It’s his siblings that are the issue

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arent you a kent?

Yeah but then @dp-clarkjkent decided to screw me over by marrying us into the Wayne family

WHY IS EVERYONES BIRTHDAY IN AUGUST???

#conner kent rp #dc rp blog #dc rp #metropolis rp #clark kent rp #dcu rp

Somebody send help, my wallet can’t take much more Wayne birthdays-

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dp-clarkjkent

Why are you so mean to Kon?

I'm not! Who said that?

Supes didn't accept him at first because well... Luthor made him and... I guess I'm biased for knowing superman for that long, you know?

But Kon is a good man, I'm very proud of him and who he has become. I still mess with him, but he knows I learned to love him deeply.

thecoolerkent

…who the fuck is cutting onions…

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