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[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them

[thecoolestalien-blog]

[left-reminders]

[dank-doggos]

[llttlemermaid]

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

[meladoodle]

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

[caseghost]

me trying to motivate myself to do literally anything

[d3ssins]

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

[dracolucivs]

so we all know that the crowing of a rooster is fatal to a basilisk, so what if when he was in the chamber of secrets, instead of the sword of gryffindor, the sorting hat gave harry a rooster.

cockadoodledoo mother fucker 

[perhapsarat]

[mlife]

Life in the Vegas lane.

MGM Grand

[mitski-miyawakis]

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

[respectfulmemes]

[thecoolestalien-blog]

someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears

[ringo-im-sixteen-deactivated201]

NAH

[morefunthanb4]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL

nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES

[the-real-mimzy-deactivated20160]

How to look like a douche bag****

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

[birdonahotdog]