did they update the rule book of the internet cus theres now 87 rules (if u count rule 0)
Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats.
Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/.
Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/.
Rule 3: We are Anonymous.
Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.
Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. Explanation
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win.
Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.
Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rules 21–24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 25: Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Rule 26: Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.
Rule 27: Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
Rule 28: Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.
Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.
Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.
Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
Rule 42: Nothing Is Sacred.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is—the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom.
Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 47: The pool is always closed.
Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.
Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material.
Rule 51: If it exists, there’s a whole website devoted to it.
Rule 52: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
Rule 55: Someone will see a fandom reference in any post.
Rule 61: There is an aesthetic for everything.
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
Rule 64: Doesn't matter what it is, there is always “LOOOOORRRREE!” Explanation
Rule 65: The longer the LORE around something is, the weirder it gets.
Rule 66: If it has lore, it also has lore from alternate timelines.
Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 68: Everything has a fandom, everything.
Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Rule 71: The internet is serious business.
Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it.
Rule 73: If it exists, someone's made a duck out of it.
Rule 74: Rule ??? is to remain untouched.
Rule 75: Rule 75 is a lie.
Rule 76: If there's a screen, AO3 shall be seen.
Rule 77: The Internet makes you stupid.
Rule 80: Gore is always present on the internet.
Rule 81: Anything can run DOOM.
Rule 82: If something has two colors, it can play "Bad Apple!"
Rule 83: If there is a door, it can lead to 8-3: DISINTEGRATION LOOP
Rule 85: Somebody, somewhere has a picture on their phone of you when you were about to sneeze.
Rule 86: We never speak about Rule 84.
should we start adding/removing/changing some rules?
yousharknotpass
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