THE UNIVERSE'S SILLIEST SOLDIER

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[thecrowfinder]

Hello! You can call me Crow, I use Ghost/Ghosts/Ghostself pronouns, and this is my blog!

I am an artist, occasionally a writer, and post about various fandoms. However, I mostly just make random textposts about nonsense. Stay for my terrible jokes and my wretched takes!

Please do NOT repost my art ANYWHERE without both proper credit and my permission. I do not mind voice overs so long as I am informed of them, and personal sharing among friends is alright (though I would prefer that my posts be linked for sharing), but otherwise, ASK FIRST. Additionally, I do not consent to anything on this blog being used in AI projects of ANY KIND. This includes my URL, profile picture, art, text posts, and anything else that may be uploaded. I am a real person, not food for your algorithm.

Reblogs will be kept to a minimum on this blog, if you want pure concentrated autism blasted onto your dash at random hours of the day you can follow my reblog-only blog, @bird-blaster-9000

If you like my posts, feel free to give me a tip on Ko-Fi! All proceeds go to real Crowfinder happiness :]]

Tags to know:

#crowfound ramblings - Textpost tag primarily, crowboy yapping hours

#crowfound art - My art tag 😊

#crowfound answers - Tag for asks

#crowfound a friend :33 - Tag for my beloved friends and mutuals!!!! (my partner will also be under this tag because they're a beloved friend and mutual)

#crowfound another persons post - General reblog tag, doesn't apply to posts that originated on my blog

#crowfound brainrot - Fandom-related posts, even ones not tagged for that fandom

#crowfound unlabeled reblog - Reblogs that have myself in them, be that self-rbs, asks I sent getting answered, or reblog chains between myself and others

#crowfound sadpost - Posts with a generally more depressing tone, be it strange semi-prose or rambles about things that trouble me online. Not too serious, but tagged so people can block if so desired

#crowfound masterpost - For if/when I make masterposts :33

[thecrowfinder]

oh riiiight tadc finale hits theaters today. steadies my sniper rifle

[thecrowfinder]

and once again i am being disemboweled

[thecrowfinder]

why are so many of my posts just one sentence of the most concerning set of words youve ever seen with zero elaboration

[sunarujinn]

[thecrowfinder]

sometimes i reminisce fondly on those old times where i would pirate online games via targeted trojans and my computers anti-virus would freak the everloving fuck out. "My Liege, there is an Assassin in our Midst !!!!!!!!" yes my loyal servant i know. i am the one that hired the fucking assassin

[thecrowfinder]

ever since i found out you can report tumblr ads for having autoplaying audio i have been shooting down offending ads left and right. every time an ad dares to play audio in my glorious presence i report that shit so fast i barely have time to register what its even an ad for. idc if i just saw and reported it 2 seconds ago i report it again. i will report it as many times as necessary to remove it from my dash. (john mulaney voice) its like heroin

[thecrowfinder]

shaking my head while reporting the same ad 17 times for a problem it is actually causing, both to convince tumblr i am not a bot, and to express to my fellow users that just because im advocating for less shitty ads i still dont think there should be ads on the internet at all

[thecrowfinder]

ever since i found out you can report tumblr ads for having autoplaying audio i have been shooting down offending ads left and right. every time an ad dares to play audio in my glorious presence i report that shit so fast i barely have time to register what its even an ad for. idc if i just saw and reported it 2 seconds ago i report it again. i will report it as many times as necessary to remove it from my dash. (john mulaney voice) its like heroin

[thecrowfinder]

stummy ache will leave you with the eyes of a soldier that wished they didnt survive the war

[thecrowfinder]

jealous of minecraft steve. it must feel so good to be able to straight up punch through a wall or tree no trouble no consequences. thats gotta be like the ultimate stim

[thecrowfinder]

only when people genuinely tell me to stop putting shapes in minecraft that shouldnt be in minecraft will i have fulfilled my purpose and finally be able to die

[thecrowfinder]

im so 100% serious though. watching awtde made some evil bug in my brain really mad that other people can build better than me & im about to make wifies and their whole goddamn build team my umamusume-style rivals and dedicate my life to surpassing their skills about it

[thecrowfinder]

ive been doing straight up baby shit this entire time. i can go bigger. i can be better. i will be better

[thecrowfinder]

only when people genuinely tell me to stop putting shapes in minecraft that shouldnt be in minecraft will i have fulfilled my purpose and finally be able to die

[thecrowfinder]

im so 100% serious though. watching awtde made some evil bug in my brain really mad that other people can build better than me & im about to make wifies and their whole goddamn build team my umamusume-style rivals and dedicate my life to surpassing their skills about it

[teathattast]

[thecrowfinder]

only when people genuinely tell me to stop putting shapes in minecraft that shouldnt be in minecraft will i have fulfilled my purpose and finally be able to die

[thecrowfinder]

day so bad i cant even drink my dr pepper because its pissing me off. someone take me out back and shoot me

[thecrowfinder]

i get really mad when i have problems

[thecrowfinder]

i love how i know left from right until ☝️ a comic says "read from left to right/right to left" at which moment i promptly and immediately forget the meaning of every word ever used to describe a direction. im doing complex calculations of the angle between the sun and the horizon. im doing the L finger thing and still getting confused. im wondering if someone can use google maps on comic dialogue. im flipping my phone upside down as though that will, somehow, help. all of my hubris leaves me. my ego crumbles to dust in my hands. i spontaneously forget how to read.