Devouring Darkness

Light thinks it travels                    faster than anything but it's                              W    R    O    N    G.                                        No matter how fast           light travels, it finds                     the DARKNESS has always    got there first, and is        waiting for it.

[queendiclonius]

Nyu’s horns twitched with fascination, listening with rapt attention as the man further explained why farts were so gross.

"Humans are weird!" she chirped, pressing her hands to her cheeks and shaking her head. "That’s why Nyu want to meet one! Are you a human, mister? Do you have crazy powers like Nyu?"

[thecryingraven-blog]

So she was one of those kind of people. He was surprised he didn't just bore her and get her to leave. Oh well.

"Mm~?" She wanted to meet one? Weren't there a lot of humans around? "Yeah, I'm a human." He admitted all too casually, as if her admitting she wasn't human was something common. "I don't know if they're anything like yours, but I do have some powers. Though it's common for monks, at least where I come from."

[queendiclonius]

"But… if it’s natural, why is it considered gross?" Nyu was eager to learn about the ever so riveting subject and world of flatulence.

[thecryingraven-blog]

"Well, to start with, they tend to smell awful. They're also usually quite loud." Simple answer. "However, if you go further back, it's associated with gluttony. And, as is well known, Gluttony is considered a deadly sin. Of course, it could simply be due to the fart comes out of. Humans really are a strange and fascinating lot, aren't they?"

[queendiclonius]

"Is it illegal to fart…?"

[thecryingraven-blog]

"Of course it's not. People find it gross and inappropriate though, despite being a natural bodily function..." Almost wants to ask if she's an idiot, but doesn't.

[thecryingraven-blog]

He no longer has any clue what to think of this school. Then again, to be honest, he never had a clue in the first place.