Someone’s life is getting ruined on that wrist computer…
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Someone’s life is getting ruined on that wrist computer…
You go, Timbo!
Thinking about a more modern AU.
Luo Binghe is about 14. His mother is bedbound, too sick to work, and they're too poor to get her medicine, so he's taken to- reluctantly- petty theft.
In the original plot, he'd end up stealing from someone working for Shen Qingqiu and get himself in some serious trouble for it; something that would eventually lead to Binghe somehow rising from the ashes to become the biggest crime boss in the city, country, and eventually the world.
In this timeline, he tries to pickpocket a passing stranger with glasses during a rain storm, but as he pretends to trip onto him, he sees the man's eyes go wide. Suddenly things aren't going to plan at all. The man tries to catch him, and instinctively Binghe tries to correct himself, but Binghe's momentum ends up overtaking them both and they fall onto the wet sidewalk. The man's umbrella falls off somewhere to the side.
There's groaning under him as the man tries to sit up, and then Binghe proceeds to get fussed over. He's barely managed to sit up himself before the man (introducing himself as Shen Yuan) starts patting him down and checking him over.
"You're alright? No scrapes?"
"M-Mm."
This is not how it usual goes for him. If Binghe messed up and/or missed the target, his victims tended to either scoff at him on the ground or scold him viciously. No one has ever checked him over like this before...
Shen Yuan helps him stand and, the next thing he knows, Binghe is being dragged into the nearest restaurant and sat down for an apology meal, because somehow this man- Shen Yuan- got it into his head that the whole thing was somehow his fault.
Binghe gets to eat as much as he wants.
Binghe gets to take food home. A whole meal.
Shen Yuan gives him extra cash for the trouble, as if this wasn't enough.
Binghe- Binghe-
He feels so Guilty.
The poor boy ends up bursting into tears, pleadingly pushing the cash back at the man, explaining that it was all actually his fault and that he was a pickpocket. The nice man- Shen Yuan-
Knows?
He still insists on Binghe taking the cash. He-...He gives Binghe his phone number and says to call him if he gets into trouble.
He gives him his umbrella and tells him to get home safe.
. . .
Shen Qingqiu, some distance away, takes off his glasses and hooks them onto his shirt. He lets out a great big sigh. Step one: Hug the Protagonist Golden Thighs has been completed!!
cuteness aggression
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suggested by @gnomeicecream and I laughed so much I couldn't stop drawing it immediately
the suggestion is under cut, bc I am but a humble executor, the whole idea was described and it was perfect XD
suggested by @gnomeicecream and I laughed so much I couldn't stop drawing it immediately
the suggestion is under cut, bc I am but a humble executor, the whole idea was described and it was perfect XD
Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.
When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?
Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.
Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.
Once again, gold star if you understand the reference
say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.
Help my find a BingQiu fic?
From what I remember: It’s one where there’s like, a time loop or something going on where SY/SQQ has already gone through the story iirc
He gives away parts of his memories in hopes of getting a better ending, each time he does that his eyes get brighter blue/green. By the current attempt everyone around SQQ is aware of the time loop and tries to keep SQQ from doing anything stupid, all of them having solved the plot basically (including Tianlang-jun, YQY, Binghe, EVERYONE) by working together to save SQQ.
That’s all I remember, if anyone happens to know it? Pleaae 🥺
MY FRIEND ON THE BINGYUAN SERVER FOUND IT!!! It’s not specifically Bingqiu as I thought though, it has no romance from what I can tell. On my way to reread yippee
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63304456/chapters/162171457
Help my find a BingQiu fic?
From what I remember: It’s one where there’s like, a time loop or something going on where SY/SQQ has already gone through the story iirc
He gives away parts of his memories in hopes of getting a better ending, each time he does that his eyes get brighter blue/green. By the current attempt everyone around SQQ is aware of the time loop and tries to keep SQQ from doing anything stupid, all of them having solved the plot basically (including Tianlang-jun, YQY, Binghe, EVERYONE) by working together to save SQQ.
That’s all I remember, if anyone happens to know it? Pleaae 🥺
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Once again, gold star if you understand the reference
New podfic posted
Here it is
I don't belong here (I wish I was special) By BootyCrusade
And the original post
Here are the bloopers
And here are the fun facts about the time I cut down while editing
Chapter 01 08:30 down to 05:48 Chapter 02 14:30 down to 09:05 Chapter 03 06:10 down to 05:26 Chapter 04 11:09 down to 08:48 Chapter 05 10:20 down to 07:45 Chapter 06 11:33 down to 08:43 Chapter 07 14:03 down to 08:04 Chapter 08 09:56 down to 07:38 Chapter 09 07:20 down to 05:51 Chapter 10 13:18 down to 10:43 Chapter 11 10:15 down to 08:49 Chapter 12 08:32 down to 06:56 Chapter 13 09:33 down to 07:45 Chapter 14 13:17 down to 10:42 Chapter 15 12:02 down to 09:56 Chapter 16 Forgot to record Chapter 17 13:06 down to 11:19 Chapter 18 11:02 down to 09:59 Chapter 19 11:19 down to 08:59 Chapter 20 21:54 down to 15:16 Chapter 21 13:36 down to 10:48 Chapter 22 11:13 down to 09:38 Chapter 23 10:09 down to 07:48 Chapter 24 11:43 down to 09:33 Chapter 25 08:10 down to 06:34 Chapter 26 06:55 down to 05:07 Chapter 27 10:13 down to 09:08 Chapter 28 11:59 down to 09:05 Chapter 29 08:06 down to 06:31 Chapter 30 07:32 down to 05:51 Chapter 31 09:38 down to 08:50 Chapter 32 13:47 down to 11:50 Chapter 33 11:02 down to 08:42 Chapter 34 07:37 down to 05:40 Chapter 35 08:12 down to 07:05 Chapter 36 09:38 down to 08:35 Chapter 37 13:19 down to 10:55 Chapter 38 07:31 down to 06:10 Chapter 39 15:17 down to 12:30 Chapter 40 09:59 down to 07:22 Chapter 41 07:40 down to 06:13 Chapter 42 10:58 down to 08:09 Chapter 43 11:30 down to 08:00 Chapter 44 Forgot to Record Chapter 45 11:30 down to 09:32 Chapter 46 09:13 down to 07:33 Chapter 47 12:56 down to 09:06 Chapter 48 12:02 down to 08:23 Chapter 49 10:38 down to 08:06 Chapter 50 11:09 down to 09:00 Chapter 51 11:05 down to 08:53 Chapter 52 17:43 down to 11:10 Chapter 53 20:41 down to 16:19 Chapter 54 12:47 down to 09:07 Chapter 55 11:28 down to 08:59 Chapter 56 10:36 down to 08:50 Chapter 57 09:04 down to 07:09 Chapter 58 00:54 down to 00:36 Chapter 59 03:33 down to 02:56
GUYS?!?!! GUUUYYSSSS?????!!!! This wonderful person made a podfic of my proudest work omggggg I don’t even know how to react I just woke up to the most wonderful thing ever kfafsglslgglskgs
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