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[thedailyspriggan]

I just made Ozma the best fucking fight in the game

Non-new people: [explaining all the Ozma mechanics to the new kids]

Some new kid: Sounds like a dance.

Me: ...

Ozma: [drops meteors]

Me: To the left

Me: Take it back now, ya'll.

Ozma: [shifts to triangle]

Me: Sliiiiiide to the left

Me: Sliiiiiide to the right

Raid: [kills atomos]

Me: One hop this time

Ozma: [uses assimilation]

Me: Reverse, reverse!

Ozma: [puts out the square debuff]

Me: Freeeeeeeeeze!

Me: Everybody clap yo hands!

Daryl Sharp claps for Ozma.

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when you get commendations for bitching out the rude person

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When you're a SMN or SCH and the WHM or BLM uses Virus.

[thedailyspriggan]

Dodging that one attack during the Cloud of Darkness battle

Yeah, that one.

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reblogging because this is newly relevant in weeping city of mhach

and because at least one party member in my alliance dies to it every run D:<

[thedailyspriggan]

When you walk up to the next boss

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“Dps is too low”

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When newer players try to tell you how to play the game

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“Healer, use the limit break!”

[thedailyspriggan]

I HAD TO DO THIS LAST NIGHT IN WEEPING CITY OF MHACH.

During the last battle the MT stupidly turned the boss leading her tocleaved the entire arena, so I used leeches on myself and the OT in my alliance so that we lived (OT was a little shit anyway and eventually died to an extension) while about 18 people died. Kept myself alive for another two minutes and used lb3 immediately after it popped. It’s been a while since I’ve been as clutch as that.

What is it about this raid that makes people so stupid.

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When one of your party members is heavily undergeared

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When your group refuses to just wipe

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I have not farmed any lore at all this week

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Joining an in-progress Weeping City of Mhach run

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When your group wipes on the first phase of a boss battle

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When you finally call out that one dude who was being an asshole at the very end of the raid

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Tales from Sohr Khai

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When other party members have no idea what they’re doing

[paissa-brat]

INCREASED ARMOURY CHEEEEESSTTTT