Dande

Also known as Daffo. — A personal blog, is all.

[lazybakerart]

romanticizing the unhealthiest and most fucked up fictional relationships and characters because i have free will and it’s fun

[illsayprettyplease]

NBC Hannibal🥰

[sandmandaddy69]

[stylelikeclara]

"Even now I can't trust life. It did too many awful things t'me as a kid." – Clara Bow (1928).

[stylelikeclara]

Clara Bow in a 1929 issue of Screenland

Screenland 1929-08 Vol. 19, No. 4 (x)

[willgrahamsballsack]

[asadstatue]

"I let you know me, see me"

[morbidblooduse]

can’t wait to be able to spoil a femme during the day and fuck her until she loses the ability to think for herself at night

[dykextraordinaire]

i loveeee the things a top says when you’re wrapped around their strap…

“fuck, baby, that grip”

“goddamn, you’re tight”

“so wet for me baby”

“i love being inside you”

“squeezing me so nice, princess”

“that’s it, baby, let me hear how much you love it”

“oh yeah? you like that?”

“like how i stretch your pussy out?”

“want me to fuck you harder?”

“who’s pussy is that?”

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[alexalmonds]

I made an oc, her name is Kristin, she is the CEO of most news outlets in g5 district

[asadstatue]

I think I'm a bit late for this BUT hannigram x dracula because why not(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

@grahamsmutt i hope it's what you expected (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

[catcrumb]

[loved-jess]

necesito 12 horas de sueño, un masaje de espalda, y una herencia millonaria

[sapphicides]

lesbianism as shown by @sweatermuppet

[faeriefag]

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

[byjove]

Executive functioning tip: use a points based reward system to motivate yourself to do chores, less points for smaller tasks and more points for difficult tasks. You will have to write out your to-do list and desire how many points each task are worth and assign the price of rewards that may motivate you like crafting for an uninterrupted period of time, watching a movie, buying yourself a new pen or going out to eat. You can also see how many points you scored on a day to gauge how productive you have been and meter out your chores for the week. Yes, I feel like a kindergarten student. Yes, it does kind of work.

[thedandelamb]

I miss my friends. I am sorry I have not been talking much.