Arsenic was on her way to the neural meet spot they had chosen. They were in the same group, group 14, even if they were on row 4 and 6 respectively. When Arsenic approached the sign in sheet to write her electronic configuration, [Ar]4s2 3d10 4p3, she noticed what had been written there, ‘[Xe]6s2 4f14 5d10 6p2 9:47am’ her Lead was already there. She entered the building.“Its not like you to get here before me.” Arsenic muttered“Well it's not my fault you always set the meet-time so early! A girl needs her sleep, you know! I just managed to finally get you to settle on a reasonable meet-time! Lead shouted in usual hottie sing-song tone, the same one she spoke with ever since Arsenic met her.“8:00 is not an unreasonable time” Arsenic spat “That’s wake up time As! Not everyone is a freak of nature that gets up at 5:00am like you!” “I know, but 8:00 isn’t exactly a normal wake up time either.”“Well I’m still tired at 7:30!”“Then maybe all those quarks slow you down.”“Hey! There’s plenty of elements that have way more quarks than me!” “Just because there are elements with more quarks doesn’t mean you don’t have a lot yourself.”“Oh really? Then how much do I have”“Your atomic number is 82 meaning you have 82 protons, you have 82 to electrons, 26 being valence, you can have from 194 to 218 neutrons giving you an average atomic mass of 207.2, you can make 4, 3, 2, 1, -1, -2, and -4 ions and your also a metal. So yes that is how many quarks you have.”Lead stops, taking a back for a monument before regaining her composure.“Wow! As I didn’t think you would know so much about me! Do you even know that much about yourself? What are you obsessed with me? I suppose it is natural though, I am amazing.”“As a matter of fact I do, my atomic number is 33 meaning I have 33 protons, I have 33 electrons, 15 being valence, I can have from 69 to 78 neutrons giving me an average atomic mass of 74.922, I can make As-3, As+, As+3, and As+5 ions and I am also a metalloid. And no I am not obsessed I just actually pay attention unlike you. Speaking of, why do you always call me by my element symbol As?”“Well we are very close friends, you remember how many alloys we’ve been together in? And lovely close friends such as ourselves got to have some cute nicknames for each other!” Lead than pauses for a monument thinking about what she just said, before stammering out “You know, in a friendly way, cuz you know, were like, friends, and stuff, cuz were uh, just, friends and stuff, and uh friends, uh good, good friends good friends.” The room was silent for a monument as Arsenic had paused before uttering
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