ALL TheDavon ALL TheTiME

I am a being of one realm, in which the mind finds expansion. Thus, this is a place for my mind to express its desire for humor, sarcasm, growth and pursuit of knowledge. As my mind grows, I find that many still maintain a level beneath the veil of ignorance. That's ok, because in the end, intelligence sustains. Here, you can find: ALL TheDavon ALL TheTiME

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[7littlelibraries-deactivated201]

This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

[fuckyahumor]

i love this!!!

[electricpentacle]

Now this is good design. Pay attention, tech companies - it’s not about looking shiny, it’s about understanding the end user’s needs and working with them.

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https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

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Credit: @Unifins

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adahjones]

BIIIIIIITCH

[nanningbee]

[horrorgay]

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

[horrorgay]

[horrorgay]

A sequel

[como-chin-gas]

[kramaric]

[vicchann-nikiforov]

Whoever had the idea of putting hundreds of top athletes with social media and wifi in the same village over the course of 2,5 weeks, deserves a medal. 

[warriormale]

This is so damn cool!

I have to try this!

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[nineprotons]

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

[breelandwalker]

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

[rea-nightshade]

Let’s go 10 of Pentacles. 🖤🌙

[lyjerria]

literally nothing is worth arguing about anymore

[thisbodyprison]

Stay quiet, disconnect, and glow up

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[scoutfinches]

that’s that lil bitch from Nanalan

[dreamlike-melody]

[antiandrogen]

i was so scared this was lost in history

[thedavon]

[commanderfreddy]

hey do you guys wanna see a bunch of pictures of a cat my mum looked after named simply “The Pumpkin”

[commanderfreddy]

THE PUMPKIN!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[thegoodvybe]

[quomododragon]

My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

[quomododragon]

Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

[quomododragon]

I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

[quomododragon]

Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

[quomododragon]

Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

[miiriya]

[theaddictsapartment]

I’m screaming

[obenny]

😭😭😩

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

Legit tears

[bboughetto]

THE INTERNET IS WILD! I’m weak!