[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

She looks at me and she’s like, “Well listen, I have a class in about thirty minutes, can you come back and do it for them?” … I go, “Did I get the points that I’m gonna need to pass the class and get my degree?” and she goes, “Yeah, you got the points.” … So I go, “My car’s parked in the red, I gotta go!”

[skypestripper]

hearing a story thats obviously made up

[nelliescoffee-deactivated201502]

i hope i start my hot person phase soon

[meanplastic]

[demegoddess]

stop

[tinaseh]

is someone gonna tell her?

[dogmaster6000-deactivated201602]

worm boy

[honeyfaun]

this is groundbreaking

[gosh]

[gosh]

[gosh]

[40lx-deactivated20200713]

[lonepapi]

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

[egberts]

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

[jejun-ity]

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

[metallikato]

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

[djsais]

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

[wizardshark]

and heat smells fat and heavy

[softbutchochako]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen 

[thedeadmayneverdie]

me: *saves videogame*

me:

me:

me: did i save

[annabenson]

[hello-lesbians]

This photo set is so comforting

[musiclover-catlovinfool]

Yasssssss🍁🍂🌾👏

[aquire]

started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom

[unclefather]

I’ll come in there, Josh. I’ll come in there and I’ll get it myself. 

[awwww-cute]

[taggedrne]

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

[taggedrne]

endoplasmic reticulum

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