baby adult

Is mayonnaise an instrument? ♀

[valtsv]

[heart-0f-ir0n]

[recuperationdisliker]

[recuperationdisliker]

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[lung-pollution]

Sometimes I catch myself reading a rly long paragraph on the this website n then I remember to stop

[notmytmblr]

[huffylemon]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[the-memedaddy]

[thahalfrican]

Fuck nudes, send me s̑̓͏̣̮͖͙̖̼͍̦ţ̸͇̘͇̤̤̰ͥ͆͢r͈̙̆͆̎ͤͭ͂̽̀̀ã̡̖̻̟ͧi̴̸̩̟͙͇̪̯̙̮̇̄ͬ̉́ͭ̈́g̨͇̠̳̤͓̼̦̬̭̊͛ͪͬ̀̒ͭ̉͜h͖̟̫̑̎͘t̠̺̤ͤͤ̕͜͡ ̲̓ͤͤ̍ͩ͞ţ̶̙̥͚̗̱̍o̱̻͙̭͍͔̰̱̚̕ ̝̱̥̟̼͈̱͈̙̉͊ͩ͐͗ͯḥ̵̶̭̲̖̹̫ͥͤ̎̌ͦ̓͑ͩe̶̘̬̳̳̞͚͉̖͒ͭ͊̊l͎͙̝͉͓̽ͤ̀͢͞l̷̩͎͙͓̝̏̇͝ͅ

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[bob-belcher]

[akareshi-deactivated20170602]

gender: ugly

[amateur]

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

[gooligann]

My ps4 when I start downloading a game:

[toastbutteregg]

ahwahreh:

me: it can only get better from here *gets worse* it… can (:onlyget better fromher e (:

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