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thepizzadog

protokol

walk walk fashion baby

niknak79

thediethippo

Diet Spoon. You should get one.

#The Diet Hippo #Diet spoon #spoon

thatsmoderatelyraven

can this sexy potato get 1000 notes?

k1mkardashian

REAL potatoes don’t dress like whores and have self respect. cover up hun(:

kratides

#The Diet Hippo #sluty whore potato #potato #potatas

smilingcheeks

thediethippo

Hmmm.....

#The Diet Hippo #pandas #eating #sleeping #funny

maxistentialist-deactivated2020

#omg #hippo #train #raven

Woot woot!

Good luck to all the athletes competing at the 2012 Olympics!!

(notice I said athletes and not hippos. Hippos don't compete in the Olympics.)

#olympics #hippos #The Diet Hippo #2012

#The Diet Hippo #calories #funny

A tip for healthyness:

Many hippos say that they don't exercise because they don't have time! That's a load of Hippo pooh! Of course there's time during the day to throw in an exercise or two, and for arguments sake, we shall focus on jumping jacks for the moment. You can do these pretty much anywhere, like in a public bathroom, in elevators, in a parking lot before and after you get in or out of your car, maybe even in your car if you are especially talented. Think of places that you go throughout your day, and try to get up to 100 jumping jacks a day! That's not hard!

Have fun jacking your jumps!

-The Diet Hippo

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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

#think about it #The Diet Hippo #stressed out desserts

The new salt challenge

By now, many people have either attempted or at least heard of the salt challenge, but I have a new "salt challenge" that will help dieters prevent over eating.

It's simple actually. Salt has little to no calories (woot woot), and food can taste better when you throw in a pinch or two. But I suggest you throw in like, 50 pinches or so. That way, your food is so salty you wont want to eat it, but magically there are no added calories. Brilliant!

Think skinny!

-The Diet Hippo

#The Diet Hippo #salt challenge #diet advice

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If you can figure out what the hell is going on here, then congratulations, I give you an A+ ( because it's confusing as fcuk.)

But if you can figure out what it is, and do it yourself, then you can probably rightfully say that you are not a fat person! because i seriously doubt this is possible for obese largeness.

Good job! :D