Astrid

everything is original if you act cringe enough he/they/it shit writer questionable reader

[thedistortionshallways]

Sorry I do infact find it hot when our twinky vampire trio refer to Daniel as their boy.

[ndjxiied]

Season 1 archives crew freelance phasmophobia style ghost hunters

[eyeball-jam]

drew my own timsasha designs for once ! gosh i love them

[paperruins]

statement of timothy stoker, regarding his own death.

[myosotis-elinora]

I was thinking about Jon and Tim

Jon and Tim who were friends once, but drifted apart because of Jon's paranoia and Tim's grief and anger

Tim, who must've felt if not betrayed then at least hurt by the fact that not only Jon didn't trust him, but even suspected that Tim may want to hurt/kill him

Tim who couldn't forgive Jon, but died grateful that Jon had given him the opportunity to get revenge for his brother and Sasha

Jon, who literally fucking died alongside Tim at what was maybe the last moment he still counted as human

Idk they just make me sad

[thedistortionshallways]

I've come to the realisation that my favourite genre of fanfiction is actually just Martin being considered hot. Not enough of you guys let him be hot

[urenbyneighbor]

I fucking love s4 bc everyone’s freaking out and side eyeing Jon because he’s becoming a creepy demigod against his will but they’re absolutely chill with Helen who notoriously, you know, eats people.

(Little edit: this post reaching a tiny bit so here the link to a tma animatic I made if that’s your thing. Bye, have a good day :)

[thedistortionshallways]

Someone (me) should make an Ella enchanted au fic but with Martin Jon and Gerry (in a couple)

[poyopaan]

[TMA S5 SPOILERS]

christening my new tablet and pen with archives shenanigans hehe

[breadmantm]

Jonah, the doors are serving cunt again.

TMAtober day 7. Doors

[madame-snail-smooches]

watching people get into tma for the first time is SUCH an experience. they'll be like "man Jon is such a cunt he really should be knocked down a peg"

and you just have to sit there quietly and NOT say "oh honey he gets knocked down sooooo many pegs. there are legitamately no pegs left to knock this man down. you are going to be begging him to take some pegs back before the end of this"

[cuprumbao]

the duo of all time

[0entety0]

GIGS | SHIFT AT MIDNIGHT! | fanart

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[brother-genitivi]

THANK YOU EMILY!

[midnight-and-his-melodiverse]

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

[thedistortionshallways]

And actually I'm going to say it if you post spoilers for the vampire lestat days before the episodes are even out WITHOUT WARNINGS OR ANYTHING you're actually evil fuck you

[darcymolloy]

[franniesbridgerton]

This is a century-long lie. You hung her portrait over our coffins in New Orleans. It's sick. You're sick.

We're unnatural beings! And this-- this is the half-human soul that you conveniently whip out whenever you want to win an argument!

What argument you got for fucking your mother? It's sickness. Maybe the source of all your sickness. But my god! Seek a professional!

episode 6 of THE VAMPIRE LESTAT