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~Henry - Pansexual Cis Male (He/Him Pronouns) - 23 - ADHD ~ Send me an ask if you want my steam, skype or whatever.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

[yourmutualfriends]

*gets dumped once*

Shuttem down girls it’s over

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[geekandmisandry]

I firmly believe that there is no such thing as “accidental flirting”, flirting is purely in intention. Accidental flirting is something some dude named Travis invented because he couldn’t fathom a woman was not at fault for him thinking she was into him. So like, oh, it’s not that I misread… It’s that she was flirting with me and she, like, just didn’t know it.

Ok Travis.

[cyybells]

Felt a bit blue so did this, there will be better days

[lineshark]

[tofuvi]

hello.

[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[kianamaiart]

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

[garukyuranger-deactivated202109]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BEST PROTAG INTRODUCTION

[awfulsquad]

its saturday rb saturday shorts [yt]

[dicktouching]

is this Polygon Castlevania monsterfucker Zelda canon timeline read-every-book-in-Skyrim guy?

[awfulsquad]

yeah

[tagfer]

ROTOMDEX AIN’T HAVING NONE OF YOUR SUPERSTITIOUS BULLSHIT 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[5ummit]

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

[postmodernjpg]

[mangotcha]

[retrogamingblog]

Pokedex Switch game case made by Daesign

[plaidcushion]

Some stevie u’s for your soul

[kilowave]