Welcome to real mans Jingle

Tabitha/Christian (she/they/he) wiccan semi professional nerd. free tarot readings please talk to me! I love making friends

[queenciityconfidential]

LMFAO

[scootsenshi]

Porn writers really should start writing tv.

[samotnikiem-deactivated20180623]

who she

[january-warlock]

I love how the armed march against Jewish people in Montana has gotten no cover/no notes on posts on Tumblr. :)

[mmoved-deactivated20181111]

The what now?! Why haven’t i heard about this?? Wtf????

[january-warlock]

Google it.

A neo-Nazi newspaper, The Daily Stormer, is encouraging people to “take against Jews” (Jewish people, their businesses, and supporters) in Montana with guns, and no one is doing anything to stop them “because freedom of speech” despite, you know, they could kill somebody.

And Tumblr doesn’t care because it’s Jewish people being effected. :)

[faerunner-deactivated20200224]

“Kristallnacht”? What’s that?

[january-warlock]

It was the “Night of Broken Glass”; 8000 Jewish people were moved to concentration camps, and thousands of Jewish businesses were destroyed, along with 200 synagogues.

[january-warlock]

PAY ATTENTION TO THE MARCH.

PEOPLE ARE MOST LIKELY GOING TO GET KILLED.

[january-warlock]

[january-warlock]

I really love how Tumblr can’t be fucking bothered to talk about anti-Semitism.

[january-warlock]

I’M JUST GONNA KEEP REBLOGGING ABOUT THIS UNTIL IT ACTUALLY GETS NOTES

[ashtheclasstrash]

WHAT THE HECK ONLY A HUNDRED TWENTY NOTES WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE CONCERNED??

[sothatgrass]

Concerned person, right here….

[asongofcaffeineandinsomnia]

Maybe a reference would help. The New York Times is also covering this.

They are busing in skinheads and planning to carry high-powered rifles through town. 200 people are expected to march against jews, jewish businesses and those who support them.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/12/27/neo_nazis_are_planning_an_armed_march_against_jews_in_richard_spencer_s.html

[meaninglessnessofnumbers]

Hi, hello. Resident of Montana here. This is still happening, and it still needs to be talked about. Boost this.

[thedluxedition-blog]

How do you talk to strangers or make friends at all? I think I forgot and i’m really lonely

[boneshakes]

Visit Original Link

To have this on my blog is to know what it is to be complete.

[shittyneet]

[amsdolphin]

SALAZZLE HELP GUIDE

OKAY LISTEN UP PEEPS

Are you looking for a female Salandit so you can get your lovely Salazzle for your Pokemon Sun and Moon team? Tired of dealing with that awful 87.5% male to 12.5% female ratio? Then look no further than this pretty mofo right here:

THAT’S RIGHT, YA BOY SYLVEON. But why this magnificent little ribbon twirler? Because of this:

When your Eevee evolves into Sylveon with 5 hearts in Pokemon Refresh, it will automatically get the ability Cute Charm. This is where the kicker comes in!

THE CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A POKEMON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS 66.7%, REGARDLESS OF GENDER RATIOS!

So go grab yourself a male Eevee off of route 4, love the shit out of the little man in Refresh, and go catch yourself some female Salandits to get that Salazzle! Happy Hunting!

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Take your nearest twink to draw out any elusive dominatrixes

[thedluxedition-blog]

wish i had known that when i was looking for a good poison type fml

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

please don’t do Old Friends like this

[hither2]

we have to kill internet culture for molding men all over the damn country into this monstrosity

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

this is me but with a kind heart

[thedluxedition-blog]

wow...I feel personally attacked, like fucking @ me next time

[bisexualwario]

overwatch patch notes

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[thischarmingmothman]

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.

[agoodcartoon]

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

[thepookah]

Brilliant.

[thedluxedition-blog]

I love that the first reference is Poe

[thedluxedition-blog]

I just finished the first draft of the hardest paper i’ve ever had to write in my life. I got too ambitious and decided to try to explore the similarities between science and magic. i figured since i’m witchy and such it’d be fun....its awful. I wish i had the appropriate resources to accurately write TT_TT

[vacantvisionary]

“you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat.

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

you cannot fuck osmosis jones

you cannot fuck him over phones

you cannot fuck him in real life

you can’t tag-team him with your wife

you cannot fuck him, that’s absurd–

he’s fictional, and he’s a germ

no matter what you might suppose

you just can’t fuck osmosis jones!

i’m sorry, dude, i wrecked your plan–

but you can’t fuck him, sam-i-am

[radio-radio-radio-deactivated20]

[dontmindmyunicorn]

SHOTS FUCKIN FIRED BY BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG

[shes-a-rebelll]

BILLIE WHY HAHAHA

[ch-ll0ut]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP

[abd-illustrates]

So they’ve already put up the Christmas lights at the local shopping center right and one part of the display are these big festive phrases hung between the buildings; y’know standard stuff like “Believe” and “Wish”-- and for whatever reason, “Ding dong”. But the thing is if you stand on one side of the road half of it is blocked from view so it just looks like someone decided to write “DONG” in massive fuck-off glowing letters and hang it in the middle of the high street and tbh it’s the closest thing to a Christmas miracle I’ve ever seen

[abd-illustrates]

[fillipshappylife]

[heeho]

[popcornfunction]

[lunnefisk]

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

[snowysauropteryx]

The professor showed cheesy paleontology AMVs in class. 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

I can’t conceptualize why there would ever be a picture montage of different dimetrodons set to It’s my Life, but you know what? I’m glad it exists.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I remember seeing one of these in eighth grade computer class that was a montage of pterosaurs set to Huey Lewis and the News’ “The Power of Love”