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edward nygma.

[thednigma]

protectscrve:

“Okay fine, then you can consider yourself uninvited to movie night if you’re gonna be a big grump.”

“Your words cut like knives, Pens. How would you two survive without me constantly giving you the best information about every film, hm?”

[thednigma]

hxxxsh:

“I don’t know, but I can tell you what’s loud and obnoxious and ruining my morning.”

“Can’t figure it out, hm?”

[thednigma]

whctebird:

“When have I ever known the answer to any of these?”

“Never. But you can still try.”

[thednigma]

protectscrve:

“Rude. No more cookies for you, mister.”

“Oh no. My heart is broken. However will I go on?”

[thednigma]

protectscrve:

“See, I’m getting better at these things every day! Maybe soon I’ll actually get one right.”

“I -- Highly doubt it -- but keep trying.”

[ofclcwns]

“A job at Wayne Enterprises?”

[thednigma]

“– Well. You’re not wrong.”

[thednigma]

“Okay but -- What’s something that no man wants to lose, but no man wants to have either?”

[lucalli]