bad dreams

we have watched death and destruction render that which we love unrecognisable.

[starsembers]

every dao origin

[ishouldgay]

Yall ever remember how fucking weird Dragon Age: Origins was ? You have the dragon blood cult, a insane lady wispering a poem about cannibals to you before she kills herself, after which you fight monster who is made of tits, and who can forget when you had to get involved in a feud between a talking tree and crazy nut guy who lived in the woods

[vigilantsycamore]

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about Dragon Age: Origins to dispute it

[athingofvikings]

These are all accurate

[multiwhatever]

[sugarbabywenkexing]

I suspect you have questions.

[witche-nerd]

can’t stop thinking about how da2 stars absolute madman/woman Hawke dragging around a bunch of raging bisexuals, a policewoman who can bench press all of them, a scottish fuckboy turned priest, a sibling with gen z depression and a sexy sexy dwarf running errands for the mayor and their local farmer while everyone keeps telling them to end racism but all they really want is to be a dragon.

[goblinloreremade]

everyone: bioware SUCKS. im tired of running back to them when all they feed us is scraps

bioware: *shows us a pic of fenris w an undercut n his ass kinda stickin out*

everyone:

[talizoravonnormandy]

Me: there are so many games I want to play

Also me:

[dirthenera]

I Wish it Could, Vhenan

[feeshies]

imagine if quentin didn’t kill leandra at the end of da2 act 2, and he was just some weird blood mage dating your mom and you just had to deal with that

[martianworks]

Cullen when the Inquisitor recruits a bear.

[ohwrd]

Dragon Age Origins: Turns out you’re basically an accessory to Morrigan’s agenda.

Dragon Age 2: Turns out you’re basically an accessory to Anders’ agenda.

Dragon Age Inquisition: Turns out you’re basically an accessory to Solas’ agenda.

Me, Playing Dragon Age 4, probably: *squints like a suspicious templar at all of the mage party members* alright which one of you assholes is it

[corasharper]

So that book you were reading…

[shepplo]

“You lead me to strange places, Hawke.” “I’ll take you to stranger places than this, just watch!”

[vonspe]

“Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.”

— Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age: Origins)

[ronnanlynnch]

Dorian Pavus phone wallpapers

[simonjadis]

video game: there are a variety of choices for how you can resolve this situation!

me:

[juliannablake]