Thee Motherfuckin' Kraken

Kristen. MI/NY. Short life. Bully mom. Tattoos. Dimples.

[alisonzai]

[souhailbog-deactivated20240510]

Pitbull By Nick Rico

[everythingineed2be]

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

[bushofire]

[c-isnenegro]

[prezrev]

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

[crisp-leaves-blog]

[seatrench]

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[timbllr]

[marcchurch]

[thedogist]

Duke, Boxer/Great Dane mix (2 y/o), Bleecker Playground, New York, NY • “He’s my best friend – the light of my world 24-hours a day. We hitchhiked together from Texas. He’s seen 9 states. I’ve seen 33, but he’s catching up.”

[andallshallbewell]

[andallshallbewell]

[nxse-bleed-deactivated20180809]

a bitch just wanna watch horror films & be held, u know?

[horrorandhalloween]

[sneakyfeets]

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

[kissingandcoffee-deactivated201]

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

[ohemgeelizabeth-deactivated2020]

When I took human anatomy, all the boys were *thrilled* to hold the breast implants, but when the professor brought out the jar of preserved penises we had no male volunteers to handle them. THEN she brought out the penis that had been dissected to show the different canals (it split into three more-or-less even sized pieces) and I think 3 boys went straight down like a sack of potatoes. Several more followed when she started pulling it apart and holding it up for the whole class to see. It was like that scene in Dracula Dead and Loving it where Mel Brooks is trying to gross out the med interns. Like, literally. It was hilarious. Bonus: my anatomy professor (who is a woman) informed me that she had not once, in her 20 years of teaching the class, had a female fainter. Women are hardcore.

[this-emotion]

[funkward]

It’s impossible not to find this amusing

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[rhetthammersmithhorror]