[theelioudmaycare]

I'm so tempted to turn this blog into a john constantine one. Movie based with some mix from Hellblazer.

[louisthrustingskills-deactivate]

I'm still surprised when I see I have a message.

[theelioudmaycare]

I’m still excited when I get a new follower.

I’m still happy when a post of mine actually gets notes.

And I still appreciate each and every one of you who continues to follow me no matter how silly, or annoying, or weird I am.

[mageprinceloki-deactivated20141]

Reblog if you give permission for other characters to:

Hate yours

Be rude to yours 

Become your character’s enemy

Be willing to attack/fight yours in a plot

Develop a bromance or platonic relationship 

Have or receive UNreciprocated feelings with yours

Team up with your character against others

Otherwise engage in non-romantic interactions

[the-askboxmeme-blog]

Send a ★ if you want to kiss my muse, Send a ☆ if you want to fuck my muse

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Take it."

"I told you once, I don’t need your money. I do just fine on my own."

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Dare ya. You’ll end up like those two outlaws we brought back here last week. Hung."

[theelioudmaycare]

"Oh trust me, nobody could catch me and you wouldn't need to worry about the doctor's bill. Not six feet under, because I'd certainly get the job done."

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Take it."

"I told you once, I don’t need your money. I do just fine on my own."

[theelioudmaycare]

"Yeah, I can see that." snorts.

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Look here, just because I was shot and I nearly bleed to death, don’t mean I need your money. I can pay the doctor’s bill myself."

[theelioudmaycare]

"Not what I heard. Now take the fucking money and stop complaining, tough guy. You need medicine too."

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Listen pal, I told you got this. I don’t need another man’s money and that’s that."

[theelioudmaycare]

"You're so stubborn you're making me want to shoot you myself." slams him against the door. 

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Take it."

"I told you once, I don’t need your money. I do just fine on my own."

[theelioudmaycare]

"Yeah, I can see that." snorts.

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Look here, just because I was shot and I nearly bleed to death, don’t mean I need your money. I can pay the doctor’s bill myself."

[theelioudmaycare]

"Not what I heard. Now take the fucking money and stop complaining, tough guy. You need medicine too."

[nothing-isxforgiven]

"Take it."

"I told you once, I don’t need your money. I do just fine on my own."

[theelioudmaycare]

"Yeah, I can see that." snorts.

[hadesrebelofadaughter]

"I’m never getting on my knees for you again."

Jessie laughed and she picked up another bucket of slime and she grinned

"Just because your standing up doesn’t mean i can’t slime you again"

[theelioudmaycare]

"Yeah, not a chance, missy. Prepared for the retaliation?" grabs a bucket too.

[ohnosmallknives]

"Don’t get it in my hair."

"i’ll try not to…"

[theelioudmaycare]

"Try harder. I'm serious."

[theelioudmaycare]

"What’s that pressing against my back?"

"My lighter."

[frommemetoyou]

SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Innuendo version)

Disclaimer: These are technically SFW, however as they are innuendos they can be interpreted however you want… have fun!

[frommemetoyou]

"It’s so big!"

"Are you sure it’s going to fit?"

"You’re being too rough."

"I’m not fragile, you don’t have to be so gentle."

"Wrong hole!"

"I’m dripping wet."

"Don’t get it in my hair."

"It won’t stop squirting."

"Bend over."

"I’m never getting on my knees for you again."

"You’re really hitting the spot."

"Yes! Yes! Oh Yes!"

"You’re going to break me."

"Are you sure two fingers is enough?"

"Take it."

"Is that it?"

"That didn’t last very long…"

"I didn’t know it would get that hard."

"Just put it in!"

"Right there."

"Who taught you how to aim?"

"Hit it really deep."

"We might as well go out with a bang."

"What’s that pressing against my back?"

"I got it in my eye."

"Harder… no, faster."

[kiyza]

[gothiccharmschool]

Fuzzy bat break! Fuzzy bats with the wiggly ears and the flappy wings! 

And now, back to writing. 

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