I'm Not A Bitch I'm Just Sarcastically Perfect

Art. Music. Tattoos. Harry Potter. x 2.13.15 x

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[pukicho]

What is love?

When ur dog gives u their paw

[gaycism]

Why the hell do I find this amusing

[mutablerising]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

this couple has been married far too long

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

I saw this thread on twitter and was able to get screen shots literally minutes before the Grand Prairie Texas High School resource officer deleted his account.  In just one day @flybrownhuniee’s tweet had over 70,000 retweets and 180,000 likes.

Here’s a link to the thread.

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

They look so proud of themselves. I’m actually embarrassed for them. These are adults in charge of children, and they’ve lowered themselves to taking selfies with property they’ve stolen from the young and defenseless.

[lovelyardie]

Such bravery these cops display. Literally stealing candy from children, and then hiding when an armed shooter comes to murder children. Thin blue line who?

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[melonmemes]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[deceptivelips]

(18+)

[theemilylane]

It's been so long since I've had a chance to play with make up. The last few weeks have to really crazy and stressful but last night I have enough to time create this look. 💜 ❌FACE: Foundation is a mixture of @thekatvond Lock it Tattoo foundation and Maybelline Fit Me, contoured with Kat Von D Shade and Light Palette, highlight is Pastel Princess by @bellegantcosmetics ❌BROWS: @elfcosmetics Cream Eyeliner in Coffee ❌EYES: Wet N Wild shimmer white shadow (don't know the name) with some Wet N Wild glitter, and Kat Von D Shade and Light Eye Palette, eyeliners used were a purple and black Wet N Wild liquid liner, and mascara is Perversion by @urbandecaycosmetics, glitter tears are Wet N Wild glitter. ❌LIPS: Kat Von D Everlasting Lipstick in Ayesha with B'ellegant Cosmectics melted lipstick in Wonderland 💜 #makeup #makeuplover #makeupartist #motd #motn #katvond #wetnwild #urbandecay #bellegantcosmetics #glittertears #contour #hightlight #purplemakeup #purplehighlight #browsonfleek #purplemakeuplook #glittermakeup #shadeandlightpalette #wings #ombrewings

[theemilylane]

Coming out this Friday morning! 😍 Liquid to matte metallic lipsticks! These colors are so pretty, go check out @bellegantcosmetics to see different swatches ❤️ and get ready to grab some because I have a feeling these babies are going to seek quick! #liquidlipstick #liquidtomatte #lipstickmatte #lipstickjunkie #lipstickoftheday #lip #lipkitbykylie #matte #metallic #purple #gold #brown #swatch #lipswatch #lipswatches #bellegantcosmetics #makeupjunkie #makeupartist #makeupoftheday #motd #lotd

[theemilylane]

This colors is just, oh man. Words cannot describe. This is such a beautiful deep metallic purple! 💜 #lips #lippie #lipcolor #purple #purplelips #purplelipstick #kylielipkit #bellegantcosmetics #beautiful #metallic #metallicpurple #metalliclipstick #metallicpurplelipstick #lipstickoftheday #lipstickjunkie #lipstickmatte #liquidtomatte #liquidlipstick

[theemilylane]

Look what @bellegantcosmetics is coming out with! 😱 Liquid to matte metallics! So gorgeous! I can't wait to get my hands on these, the colors are amazing. The gold though! 😍 #lipcolor #lotd #lipstick #metallic #liquidtomatte #liquidlipstick #metalliclipstick #kylielipkit #kyliecosmetics #makeuplover #makeupaddict #lipstickjunkie #lipstickoftheday

[theemilylane]

Ayesha is still one of my all time favorite lip colors. 😍 other details: ❌Face: Maybelline Fit Me Foundation in 110 mixed with Kat Von D Lock It Tattoo Foundation in Light 44, Kat Von D Shade and Light palette to contour, The Balm Mary Lou Manizer on top of Wet N Wild Coverall color correcting palette (the white shimmering part) ❌Brows: Elf Cream liner in Coffee ❌Eyes: Kat Von D Shade and Light eye palette and Urban Decay Oz Theodora palette, and Milani Eye Tech Extreme liner ❌Lips: Ayesha by Kat Von D 💋 #katvond #katvondbeauty #katvondmakeup #katvondcosmetics #katvondlockitfoundation #maybelline #maybellinefitme #katvondshadeandlight #contour #highlightandcontour #thebalmcosmetics #maryloumanizer #highlightonfleek #elfcreameyeliner #urbandecay #katvondshadeandlighteye #everlastingliquidlipstick #kvdayesha #milanicosmetics #wingedliner

[theemilylane]

#corpus #corpuschristi #metalphotoshoot #metalphoto #bandphoto #music #corpusphotos #corpusphotographer #photos #photoshoot #photography #photooftheday #lilfootpro #lilfootproductions

[theemilylane]

#corpuschristi #corpus #corpuschristitx #photooftheday #photography #corpusphotographer #cctx #metal #lilfootpro #lilfootproductions #photoshoot #photos #corpusphotos #music #bandphoto #metalphoto #metalphotoshoot

[theemilylane]

Wearing Babydoll by @bellegantcosmetics 💋 #makeupoftheday #lipsoftheday #lotd #lippie #nude #nudelips #nudelippie #wingedliner #bellegantcosmetics #katvondshadeandlight #katvondlockitfoundation #elfcreameyeliner #maryloumanizer #thebalmcosmetics #katvondshadeandlighteye

[theemilylane]

Makeup of the day 💋 ❌Face: Kat Von D Lock It Foundation mixed with Maybelline Fit Me Foundation, Kat Von D Shade and Light Palette to contour, The Balm Mary Lou Manizer to highlight ❌Eyebrows: Elf Cream Liner in Coffee ❌Eyes: Kat Von D Shade and Light Eye Palette, Maybelline Master Precise liquid liner, and Urban Decay Perversion mascara ❌Lips: B'ellegant Cosmetics melted lipstick in Crush 💋 #katvondbeauty #katvond #katvondmakeup #katvondcosmetics #katvondshadeandlight #katvondlockitfoundation #maybelline #maybellinefitme #maryloumanizer #thebalmcosmetics #contour #highlightandcontour #highlightonfleek #wingedliner #liner #blackliner #elf #elfcosmetics #elfcreameyeliner #bellegantcosmetics #corallips #redlips #makeupoftheday #lipsoftheday #makeupartist