THE MACHOEST MAN ALIVE 🕶️☀️

Are you ready?! Cause I’m gonna put on a show!

[theesupermachoman]

What is up, my WVBA fans! I heard y’all were snooping around for more content, more ME, so I thought I’d start up something new! Something fresh!

A SUPER MACHO ACCOUNT

WITH A SUPER MACHO MAN

TO ANSWER YOUR SUPER MACHO QUESTIONS !! ☀️

(Notes with blog owner!!)

-Hi! After a bit of troubleshooting, I got this blog to work! Yay !! ^_^

-I am a minor, so please lay off on more perverse leaning questions, but stuff about macho man’s Botox filled butt are funny to me :P

-I think that’s it, now ask away !!

[theesupermachoman]

*Hrrk* *Pfft* *Snrk*

Am I *COUGH* doing this right?

[theesupermachoman]

you get enough praise already... (@theguyfrompunchout)

Nah, I don’t get enough !! Watch a real man flex his muscles 💪😎

[theguyfrompunchout]

ohh, i'll take you down a peg one of these days!

[theesupermachoman]

Whatever, Oompa Loompa. Go back to serenading people in your chocolate factory.

[local-punchout-journalist]

super buttchin man (@theesupermachoman) called me a “journal bum” hes getting cancelled im already writing articles about his butt behavior

-Mercy

[theesupermachoman]

You wanna talk the talk like I don’t have lawyers ready to write lawsuits against you for me

[local-punchout-journalist]

ooooo he maddd guys he mad abt loosing his fame and ladiessss

[theesupermachoman]

Saying that while I’m STILL posted up like this

(Ted talk with the owner of this blog!! This is funny because he probably is butthurt. Mans recently went through divorce (with my oc, but that’s just for my oc lore) Anyways grins and stuff)

[local-punchout-journalist]

super buttchin man (@theesupermachoman) called me a “journal bum” hes getting cancelled im already writing articles about his butt behavior

-Mercy

[theesupermachoman]

You wanna talk the talk like I don’t have lawyers ready to write lawsuits against you for me

[theesupermachoman]

you get enough praise already... (@theguyfrompunchout)

Nah, I don’t get enough !! Watch a real man flex his muscles 💪😎

[theesupermachoman]

if you saw a cardboard cutout of yourself would ya smooch it

Of course I would, dude! Self love or something!

[theesupermachoman]

how many girls do u even hang out with????!!!

I swear, I seen u hangin out with more girls than i could count….

-Mercy

Wouldn’t you like to know, journal bum?

[theesupermachoman]

Hey Super Macho Man, what are your opinions on Don Flamenco? ..I heard there's mild beef between you two, what's the haps? SPILL THE TEA

Pfft! Why would I have beef with a guy whose hair isn’t even attached to his scalp? He’s envious he doesn’t have my luscious locks OR my beautiful build! ⭐️

[theesupermachoman]

LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOORS

-BALD BULL

Okay, man.

[bald-butt]

You stink like BO. Take a shower in the locker room already.

-Theesupermachoman

[theesupermachoman]

I’ll do it when AFTER you shower! You smell worse than a California fish shop!

[bald-butt]

IM BEATING YOUR ASS THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU

[theesupermachoman]

YOU FAILED AT DOING SO ONCE, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF YOU FAILED TO TWICE!

Anyways, stay macho ⭐️🕶️

[bald-butt]

You stink like BO. Take a shower in the locker room already.

-Theesupermachoman

[theesupermachoman]

I’ll do it when AFTER you shower! You smell worse than a California fish shop!

[theesupermachoman]

Dear Macho Man, Does your booty chin fart -Piston Hondo (I WAS CRYING SAYING THIS LOLLL)

Immature, even for you, Hondo.

[theesupermachoman]

How do you feel about this handsome gentleman

Gross.

[theesupermachoman]

Hi! So, Macho, what's your opinion on the ref and, if you don't really have one, then who's your favorite boxer?

Man, the ref is thunder lame! I’m Super Macho Man, don’t put your grubby, sweaty hands on my beautiful body! As for those other guys, they’re nothing compared to me! I’m hot, I’m popular, I’M MACHO! But.. I guess there’s one guy that can match my splendor, and that’s Don. I respect it, but don’t tell him !

[mynameisvonkaiser]

YOU’RE LAME!

~Theesupermachoman

I'm not lame I just don't have as much of a fragile ego as you do. In fact I'm very secure and happy with myself thank you.

(he is fuming)

[theesupermachoman]

Easiest guy to ragebait, by the way.

[theesupermachoman]

Macho Man do you like Balneario Camboriú? Its a Beach in Brazil!!! Yeah >:D

I’ve never been to Brazil, but anywhere where I can ride the waves I’ll be traveling to!

But, even with that in mind, the rockin’ waves of Cali will always be my favorites. Especially the waves up in Monterey 😎