The Exiled Ones.

You are lost. You are hopeless. You are desperate. If any of the above sound like statements that one would apply to you, you are welcome to join us. We offer only a helping hand, not a set path. Several of us operate this page: Benny Dodd. ██████ ██████████ ██████ █████████ ██████ ████████ ███████ ███████████ And Me. You can call me Rex, though just saying "Them" works.

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--jesus loves me this i know for the bible tells me sooo jesus loves me this i know the bible tell me soooo

-Tag #67

*Blinks* "Ok."

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@Grat

Hiiiiiiii

"What might you want, you plasma ball glutton?"

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Pssst!

You didn't hear dis from me, but you can talk with anybody 'ere, not just Rex! Just. Say. Their. Name!

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A Mild Disagreement.

... ... "Hey uh....Rex? A word please?" "Hmm? What might you need Benny?" "I don't like all the one-off hires you're bringing in." "Worry not. They are simply hired hands. I can not risk going in person to each and every encounter." "Yeah but- You're making this group of rebels and Outcasts into a damn mercenary group! Jim did the same shit back when I-" "Ah yes. Back when you were apart of the E-Brotherhood. Yes yes." Blinks "...yes. Back when I was apart of the E-Brotherhood he used the same excuse-" "Tell me something....Benny. You left that militia because you thought they become "less good" in your eyes, correct?" "Y-Yes but-" "At what point did your crimes suddenly become "Unjustifiable?" to you? Did you just randomly decide to turn coat due to a sudden moral shift?" "I took a step back and reflected god dammit! People grow! People change!" "And how will I know if your morals suddenly change once more? Will it be after you attempt to plunge a metaphorical knife into the back of another one of your commanders?" "..." "That. That is why I, and I alone lead The Outcasts. I have willpower and the-" "Strength?! Were you seriously going to say Strength?! You communicate through phones! You admitted like 5 minutes ago that you pay people to talk to others for you! You only started showing up in person when Zarnia joined up and you got access to that [Expletive]'ing robot suit you wear 24/7!" "...." "You are a goddamn coward. You only had us bring on people like Lilith and Zarnia so you could get into the police force and a security company. I mean seriously? This groups called "Outcasts" and you bring in a Cop and a Security Company CEO??? Are you [Expletive]'ing insane?!" "...." "I'll be damned if I let the group that I founded turn into a second E-Brotherhood. You're just like Ebro4 in the fact you-"

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"GAH-" "You can rattle off reasons you are more morally superior to me, but my plans get results. It would take thousands of YOU to accomplish what I have done in a mere couple months. So unless you would like me to personally deal with you for good, I would suggest you get back to work. Am I clear?" "...urgh......argh......." "Good. I will not hesitate to break your nose next time. I will not hesitate to break something else either. I will leave you to clean yourself up, now." ... ... ... ... "....cough.....[Swear Word]......"

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The Tale Of Icarus.

A tale we know all too well. Daedalus, attempting help his son, Icarus, and himself flee persecution, crafts them both a pair of wings made of but feathers and wax. He warns his son to stay on the flight path, not veering off too high. His son however, does not listen, he ventures too high up, and the wax in his wings melt. Daedalus is helpless to watch as his son plummets into the sea, and drowns. The Moral lesson being to not push too high, venture too close to the sun. ...except that is not the whole of the story. The part many people leave out is that Daedalus also warns of Icarus to not get too close to the sea either, for the feathers would then get soaked and become useless. Is that not interesting? That most people would leave out the part about not falling too low? Focusing instead on pushing too high? How many people do you think have allowed themselves to drown in fear of burning up? How many do you believe have heard this mythos before and chose to dive lower "Just in case"? We become so focused on his fate we neglect the other possible outcomes. How many artists have never painted a masterpiece do to having to focus on their own survival above all else? How many prodigy's are currently rotting in a neglectful household, unable to cater to their needs? The worlds most devout pope is praying to a god he does not understand because he is too afraid to ask questions. In mankind's fear of burning up, we have built a society that allows us to drown. And what about you, dear reader? When you heard Icarus tale, did you imagine yourself in it? Or did you smugly look upon it and declare "What a fool! I would have followed the simple orders given to me!" Yes. It is easy to declare such things after the fact, but be honest with yourselves. You have made short sighted choices before. And if, by some chance, you truly are the type who always listens to orders given to you without question. Prepare to serve the worst men and women to ever exist, because those are the types to fawn over you.

[zacharycrest]

Hey Zach and Betty. What were you into as kids in terms of hobbies and stuff?

I used to be into Art as child. I showed a drawing I had made to my mother and she said, and I quote: "Zachary Crest. Why would you waste time doodling that like a little girl god you are such a worthless sack of-" Betty: "I was really into guns and action movies as a kid. I remember watching an old copy of "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" with my dad a bunch" "-I regret ever having such a kid who wound up like a sniffling little pu-" "I was also into like...this one manga I forrrrrrget hat it's calllllllled...OH Sailor Moon! Yeah yeah." "-Fuck you. And your gay shoes." ...like what the hell? I was 7 ma you bought the shoes. You are insulting YOUR choices. Light chuckle Yeah my ma was a bit of a hardass.

[zacharycrest]

Do you regret what you’ve done to your son at all?

"..." "..." "..." "Zach?" "Huh? Oh I'm sure he's- He's fine. He's probably fine."

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To Zach, how many tours did you serve in Vietnam? And what battalion, infantry?

"Just the one tour. Only so much war one guy can do at once. As for my battalion, you're looking at a former member of 4th Infantry." -Zachary Crest

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

"Zach. Please sit still." "No." "...fine. This is an announcement. Both Corporal Betty Ryder and Zachary Crest are now open for questions. Welcome to the QnA." "...so they just ask us questions and we...answer them? Like a talkshow?" "Yes."

[rainbowxocs]

Hellooo everyone! Sorry for being inactive for a lil bit. I wanted to announce an extra fun thing for the Performance event!! Awards!! Several Awards will be given out to characters as well as the BEST CHARACTER AWARD!! WOOO!!

https://forms.gle/dLNwJTuxvoTF7iED7

Here is the form! :)

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The Shade's Forest.

The Shade: "Who ate my snacks. I'm not mad I just want to know."

Louis: "shouldn't you be in the facility?" The Shade: "Sarah lets me out to garden my forest."

Rex: "You arrived awfully quick Louis. One might assume you had a role in stealing the confections belonging to The Shade."

The Shade: She turns to him “YEAH Louis why is that”

The Shade: ”Also you can take off the mask Rex it’s just us.."

Rex: "No. You get too comfortable at the wrong time all of a sudden every living creature from OshKosh to Dullert know your age, race, voice, and shoe size. I will pass."

NPC: "Hey are we having a meeting." The Shade: "Yes." "Somebody stole my snacks." NPC: "oh no" "It probably wasnt me"

The Shade: "It's a little unfair that you know all MY secrets but I know none of yours."

Rex: "I am an information broker. Of course our secrets would be...closely guarded."

Louis: "I mean....theoretically, if you did it VIA the method you used for secret gathering, but on her end, you could discretely slip her your identity without compromising it to everyone else."

The Shade: ”How about this Rex. You could tell me who you are and I’ll give you whatever snacks you want.”

Rex: "I am Me, Myself, and I."

NPC: "That's a lot of yous."

The Shade: ”Cmoooon. Is me not being the shade, ****, and *** ********* not a juicy enough piece of info to earn a pity info?”

Rex: "It is not."

The Shade: "Maaan. You're a tough audience."

Rex: "I have seen tougher ones."

The Shade: "What would it take then-?"

Rex: "Nothing that we would need." "I would not worry about it. I am your information person. The Shade has many resources and I have such vast knowledge. We help each other." The Shade: "Fine..."

Louis: "Some things are best left kept a secret." "People can sometimes hold grudges, after all."

The Shade: turns to him and squints "why does that sound like you know"

Louis: "no reason in particular. I know nothing about Rex's identity." The Shade: "Really now?" "Well I believe you!" The Shade: There's a dinging noise. "OH RIGHT!"

The Shade: "I made gingerbread cookies for everyone." She hands Louis one on a plate, it has heart decor on it

Louis: :) "That's wonderful. Thank you." He eats the cookie happily The Shade: "Thank you!!! I've been learning how to bake!!"

The Shade: stares off to space for about 2 minutes before slowly turning towards Rex "Oh. that's who you are." "Excuse me for a moment I am going to go crash out in a secondary location."

Rex: "What." Rex: "What did YOU do?"

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The Shade: "Louis didn't check what was in the cookie before he ate it. Rookie mistake on his part." Louis: "She drugged me with truth Serum." Rex: "Saying NO is not lying!" Louis: "Its the kind that makes every single nerve in your body feel like its burning all at once if you refuse to tell someone."

The Shade: "You still have a job. I just need to process the fact that I let myself get tricked by YOU of all people."

Rex: "Do not go tossing that information around." The Shade: "You are one of my own I wouldn't do that you."

The Shade: "Seriously YOU? I got tricked by YOU?"

Rex: "Is it really that shameful to you?"

The Shade: "YES. You are a DWEEB."

Rex: "Are you truly such a clever 5 dimensional chess player that Me being Me is inconceivable?" "I am smart, Shade."

The Shade: "I am ALSO smart. Thank you very much." She stares at him for a few moments "You have a lot more to you than I thought."

Rex: "Shows how much thought you all give me."

The Shade: Her ears pin to her head for a few moments before sighing. "That's fair. I apologize."

Rex: "I will leave now. I have much work to attend to." "Should most of you need information, I will assist how I can."

NPC: "Hey I figured it out first"

The Shade: "DID ALL OF YOU KNOW BEFORE M-" She lowers her voice "...Thank you, Rex."

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The Shade's Forest.

The Shade: "Who ate my snacks. I'm not mad I just want to know."

Louis: "shouldn't you be in the facility?" The Shade: "Sarah lets me out to garden my forest."

Rex: "You arrived awfully quick Louis. One might assume you had a role in stealing the confections belonging to The Shade."

The Shade: She turns to him “YEAH Louis why is that”

The Shade: ”Also you can take off the mask Rex it’s just us.."

Rex: "No. You get too comfortable at the wrong time all of a sudden every living creature from OshKosh to Dullert know your age, race, voice, and shoe size. I will pass."

NPC: "Hey are we having a meeting." The Shade: "Yes." "Somebody stole my snacks." NPC: "oh no" "It probably wasnt me"

The Shade: "It's a little unfair that you know all MY secrets but I know none of yours."

Rex: "I am an information broker. Of course our secrets would be...closely guarded."

Louis: "I mean....theoretically, if you did it VIA the method you used for secret gathering, but on her end, you could discretely slip her your identity without compromising it to everyone else."

The Shade: ”How about this Rex. You could tell me who you are and I’ll give you whatever snacks you want.”

Rex: "I am Me, Myself, and I."

NPC: "That's a lot of yous."

The Shade: ”Cmoooon. Is me not being the shade, ****, and *** ********* not a juicy enough piece of info to earn a pity info?”

Rex: "It is not."

The Shade: "Maaan. You're a tough audience."

Rex: "I have seen tougher ones."

The Shade: "What would it take then-?"

Rex: "Nothing that we would need." "I would not worry about it. I am your information person. The Shade has many resources and I have such vast knowledge. We help each other." The Shade: "Fine..."

Louis: "Some things are best left kept a secret." "People can sometimes hold grudges, after all."

The Shade: turns to him and squints "why does that sound like you know"

Louis: "no reason in particular. I know nothing about Rex's identity." The Shade: "Really now?" "Well I believe you!" The Shade: There's a dinging noise. "OH RIGHT!"

The Shade: "I made gingerbread cookies for everyone." She hands Louis one on a plate, it has heart decor on it

Louis: :) "That's wonderful. Thank you." He eats the cookie happily The Shade: "Thank you!!! I've been learning how to bake!!"

The Shade: stares off to space for about 2 minutes before slowly turning towards Rex "Oh. that's who you are." "Excuse me for a moment I am going to go crash out in a secondary location."

Rex: "What." Rex: "What did YOU do?"

[ebrofour]

Event Announcement!

Ebro5's Birthday is May 5th! So if you would like to submit any presents to Robert Montague himself, go ahead and submit them via the ask box. Please enjoy this drawing of him a sheep.

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What breed is your dog, I've noticed you mentioning them like once or twice :)

"A Scruffy Terrier. It is around mostly for morale. The team originally wanted a cat but they decided on a dog instead."

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i know you

"Do you now?"

-Rex

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"-Just checking up! Is your. Dog okay. You have a dog right."

"Yes. There is a dog here. He is fine."

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"-Mmmmmreowww"

"-I am sorry for being a nuisance friend. How are you friend. : )"

"We are fine. Why do you ask?"