The Fake Doctor

But not actually fake. Lover of food, wine, bourbon, dogs, and dad jokes. Tolerator of exercise

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[thefakedoctor]

I have never heard this called anything different

[trailandkale]

I know everyone is so ready for summer, but I’m not. My legs are pale and pasty and covered in bruises and I tried on those overalls and I look like a farmer.

[thefakedoctor]

I’m ready for summer, and my “farmers” tan is just going to get worse and worse.

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[farmhouselove]

[thefakedoctor]

I thought only libraries had ladders

[thefakedoctor]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[adapt-adjust-endure]

🥺™️❤️😩🤘🏼 don’t know what this means but feels good......

[thefakedoctor]

🐫👍🏻👎🏻🚨 ☕️. I have no idea 🤷🏻‍♂️

[thefakedoctor]

Finally Friday night.

[recaption]

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[thefakedoctor]

Is this actually a good sign for the day?

[anxietyproblem]

[thefakedoctor]

Except the first caption should be “getting out of bed”

[poryqon]

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

[thefakedoctor]

What if you eat the crust first? 🤔

[coolthingsguyslike]

[wxnkstain-deactivated20150915]

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

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[thefakedoctor]

Maurice may be in trouble with this crew

[thegingerpowers]