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Help I’m late to the party re: cryptic Rusty Quill Magnus Archives news and don’t know how to catch up!
You have come to the right place! Here I will summarize The Bullshit™️ with time stamps where able. I will also update this post when new things come to light.
Let’s go one day at a time!
10 October
Rusty Quill Twitter and Instagrams post UNPROMPTED, UNEXPLAINED eyes
On the same day, RQ patrons got a code in the weekly Patreon round up
12 October
RQ Twitter posts a tweet with an image of a cassette tape with the same code as had been given to the patrons: U3RhdGVtZW50IFJlbWFpbnMK
Using base64, the code comes out to “Statement Remains”
The RQ insta also posted this image to their story:
Which, if you take the image as binary code, comes out to “Are you still listening?”
A new code was also posted to RQ patrons, and will be added here if/when it is publicly released.
EDIT: There were strings of text added to the episode description of Goodbye for Now in the TMA feed, which when translated through Base32 and then Base64 read: "this one was an accident. sorry -_-"
Amazing, 11/10 work, RQ
(ty to @official-infinitea for the update on the pod description codes!)
EDIT: also on-going is like… every person associated with RQ being VERY MEAN and dropping hints that we’re all gonna lose our shit whenever whatever this is drops
13 October
Apparently the Patreon code from yesterday led people wildly off-course, because they gave another hint today to solve it. Again, going to keep the specifics of that off this post bc patreon.
Also, Fay Roberts, who played Daisy Tonner in TMA, tweeted
The QR code translates to: WHR'TS ECAHXJ TCLKHX U AC JV Y
One of my favorite things about Season 5 of The Magnus Archives is the fact that Jon’s fantasies consist of a Coffee Shop AU like scenario where he and Martin meet and fall in love under normal circumstances while Martin’s is of him brutally murdering his boss then making out with Jon over his corpse.
I’ve reblogged this before, but the thing that always gets me about this post is the fact that it does not denote in any way that Jonah is any kind of supernatural godlike horror entity. To an outside observer it’s just like. Yeah. That’s how bosses are.
Statement of y/n regarding being sold to the music group one direction, original statement given on wattpad, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institution, London. Statement begins: I woke up and pulled my messy brown hair into a loose bun-
I just remembered how much I love how pro-crime everyone is in season one.
There are several instances of the archival assistants just… committing crimes, and admitting it, to which Jon just goes ‘well they get the job done don’t they? how they do it is none of my concern’
the whole Jane Prentiss situation was due to Martin deciding that a little light breaking and entering was the correct way to follow up on a case about a ghost spider.
Sasha just hacks into people’s computers and Jon just goes ‘please don’t hack into my things, but also, i really don’t care’
Tim is implied to be sleeping his way into getting confidential police reports, and Jon is like ‘keep up the good work Tim’
The Magnus Archives AU where Adelard Dekker survives his fight with John Amherst and goes on to deal with all manner of fear-related problems by just fucking sealing their avatars in concrete. Eventually, he collects a complete set for every entity and it accidentally constitutes a successful ritual for the Buried.
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